RB/Redirect

Redirect Beet vs FT – Succeeds but no result as FT did nothing
RB Praz Vs Artsapat – Succeeds and blocks NK on Taiga

NKs
Hippo NK blocked
Rana NKs Stephen, technically ties which would be a RB but succeeds from inaction.

ST steals Rana’s hat, succesful

Investigate
Yuna – Watch Sacrilicious Toast, Successful on a tie.

Artsapat –
As you go to carry out your bloody yet entirely necessary work, for the sake of the city, you are confronted by two members of the Night Watch.
“Can I help you officers?”
“Sir, we have orders to detain you until the magistrate can see you.”
“What? What for!?!” You ask, your heart pounding as you realize the jig is up.
“Not sure sir, but we can take you to jail or keep you under house arrest, I assume you prefer the latter, so you just stay right here till morning and the Magistrate will see you sorted.”
It’s a horrible night of dread and fear, and when they haul you before the Magistrate in the morning you’re nearly ready to confess all. The magistrate stares down at you, reads a file.
“Ah Mr. Dibbler, I see you’ve been charged with for selling pork based products on this last Hog’s Watch Night within 100 feet of a temple, for which the penalty is apparently being stampeded to death by pigs. Apparently one of Deranged Lord Harmoni’s Laws.” The magistrate considers for a moment. “Mr. Dibbler, having consumed your product in the past, I can confidently say that there is almost certainly nothing qualifying as pork in them, and as no one has enforced this law in over a century I’m going to dismiss it. You are free to go.”
You sigh in relief, exhausted by a night of fretful worrying.

Your Morale is a 10
Hippo Morale is now 1

Beetnemesis –
You confront Fanatic-Templar and soon leave him dazed and confused, pondering imponderbales and stumbling off.

Your morale is 1
Hippo Morale is 1

Bergioyn –
Your night passes quietly, but the shocking dawn news of Sally’s death [Stephen] depresses you.
Your Morale is 19
Watch Morale is 5

Fanatic-Templar -
Besides a bizarre encounter that left you confused about the purpose of life and nature of reality your night passes quietly, but the shocking dawn news of Sally’s death [Stephen] depresses you.
Your Morale is 15
Watch Morale is 5

Praziquantel –
“Ah-ha!” You say, finding the obscure legal passage you sought. It hasn’t been enforced in over a century and will likely be dismissed by the magistrate out of hand, but it will do. You finish up the paperwork and send your assistant off to file them and have the Watch to detain the subject.

Artsapat has been roleblocked
Your Current Morale is 10

Ranagrande –

You cackle with glee as the last of the imps takes hold of the grab bar on the enormous Spoon of Obliteration.
“Cry Havoc! And Let Loose the HOGS OF WAR!” You yell
“Dogs of war sir.”
“What!?!” You turn to glare at the delivery man carrying in yet another crate of marbles.
“Uh, it’s Dogs of war, not hogs of war.”
“Whatever Farm Animal of War man! Now stand aside! I must bring ruin down upon my enemies!”
“Uh, yes sir, it’s just, well, you know, a gratuity is customary.”
“Gratuity? You want a tip eh? I’ll give you a tip! Yes you’ll get what YOU DESERVE!”
You pass him a coin and he knuckles his forehead. “Thank you sir, good luck with your Havoc.”
You and the spoon brigade move out in force, seeking out and finding your Enemy, the vampire Sally, who is walking around listlessly. She stares in dull shock but does not bother moving even though she clearly could as the massive Spoon of Obliteration slams into her like an enormous wooden stake… then slams into the building behind her, and the building behind that… and the one behind that and an ornamental fountain commemorating the late Deranged Lord Harmoni and a rather nice bakery which makes wonderful scones then crashes through Butcher’s Shop and slams into the city wall.
A pair of surprised youths painting graffiti on the wall stare at you in shock.
“Well don’t just stand there! Help me turn this thing around, wizard’s business!”
“If you’re a wizard, where’s your Hat?” Asks on in a surly voice.
“Forget that!” Says the other, “Run!”
They take off, leaving their paint. As you wait for the imps to drag the engine out of the wall and turn it around you take the paint and write “Unleash the Hogs of War” on the wall, well pleased, though angry at the loss of your hat. Perhaps it fell somewhere, no chance of finding it in the ruins.
Ah well, the night has been mostly successful.

Stephen has been removed from play.
Your current Morale is 1
Note from Mod: Technically you tied Stephen on your attack but I’m treating a thoroughly inactive player as defenseless. Stephen was a vampire and they tend to have very high combat scores.

Sacrilicious Toast –
You successfully steal A Wizard’s Hat from Ranagrande, although it is of no use to you, this act of petty theft cheers you, and helps alleviate your sadness at Sally’s death [Stephen].

Your Morale is 5
Watch Morale is 5

Taiga –
You stalk around in a rage, waiting for Sally to arrive. You’ve already decided her snubbing of you is unforgivable. Still, when word reaches you of her death, or temporary re-death, you are somewhat saddened.

Your Morale is a 5
Note from Mod: I’m applying neither penalty for Stephen’s death to offset the disadvantage his inaction has caused.

Yunalesca –
You successfully keep an eye on Sacrilicious Toast, losing track of your target only once or twice, nobody seems to have done anything to Sacrilicious Toast though. You are greatly saddened at the news of the death of the vampire Sally [Stephen], but mostly because you weren’t there to photograph it.

Your morale is a 8
Note from Mod:

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Though irritated that Taiga has not died as planned, the death of Sally [Stephen] a foreign vampire, brings a smile to your lips.

Your Morale is a 19
Hippo Morale is a 1