All the warning you get is a shout of "Take that Foreign Devils!"

An instant later the window at the Klatchian Curry shop explodes from an impact. Then a man goes down, and you realize the ambushers aren't throwing rocks but pastry.

"Here's a piece of Ankh-Morpork!" A man yells before throwing a scone to strike a dwarf standing in front of a Dwarven Rat Diner. The Dwarf collapses and his companion ducks for cover.

"They've got Battle Bread!" The Dwarf yells.

Moments later dwarves spill from the Rat Diner, axes, rats, and bottles of ketchup in hand and begin firing back.

What will you do?

Option 1: Twiddle Thumbs: This is the defualt option if you do not wish to participate or do reply by the deadline.

Option 2: Escape!
Us your wits to pick a path of safety. Escape the riot by submitting your RPS choice (This is a Wit-based Option)

Option 3: Hide!
Escape the riot by submitting your RPS choice (This is a Stealth-based Option)

Option 4: Fight the Dwarves!
Submit your RPS, This is a combat check

Option 5: Fight the Hippos!
Submit your RPS, This is a combat check

There is no morale cost to participate in any of these options. Deadline for replying is Friday Afternoon. Game play continues although no lynch will formally resolve nor hammer vote count until after the Event resolves.