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EVENT!!! Isaac Send a noteboard - 28/09/2013 08:45:46 AM

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“Awful way to die, looks like the poor bastard was beaten to death with a sack full of stones.” Says Commander Vimes of the City Watch, lighting a cigar.

You nod your head with the others. C.J. Bailey, respected seller of Teeth Brushes, has had his head crushed in.

“Oh, Blackboard Monitor Vimes, not stones, I could tell.” Says one dwarf nearby.

“It was HIM!” Says one bystander, “The Phantom Dentist, came to get his revenge upon Bailey. The dwarf speaks truly, it was not a bag of stones nor a sock full of rocks that slew Bailey but a vengeful spirit with his bag of teeth.”

Some of the crowd rolls their eyes, but most lean forward, interested in what the crazy man has to say, even if just so they can mock him or egg him on. Morporkians value impromptu street theatre.

“Phantom Dentist!” Vimes barks, “Not that old nursery nonsense”

“Nay! Tis True, gather round citizens of Fair Ankh-Morpork and I will tell thee the tale of the Phantom Dentist! Mad he was, so skilled even Trolls came to him to have their teeth removed, and all men know Troll Teeth are made of diamonds! Yet never did he sell them. Legend says he began as a humble blacksmith, but could remove a sore tooth so fast soon all his patrons came to have their teeth yanked instead of their plows mended. Yea, verily, did he collect a hoard of teeth so numerous his whole house could not store them and so he bought three. One for his normal business and another for Trolls only, reinforced with iron because trolls often break things when they stumbling backed from his Troll Teeth Removal Device, which some say was powered by imps and the souls of orphaned children, and other say was a crane… it’s hard to remove Troll Teeth don’t you know? None can say for sure, but soon his hoard of teeth was so large it attracted the attention of the Tooth Fairy, who envied his tooth pile and sought to steal it. Some say that drove him mad…”

“I thought you said he was already mad!” One of the audience yelled.

“Madder! It drove him madder and he sought to gain means to the Tooth Fairy’s secret castle to reclaim his stolen Teeth, and he went about enchanting a sack of teeth to gain him access to the Tooth Fairy’s Enamel Castle… but he was no wizard and his efforts were doomed to failure. He was stuck between worlds! And was driven mad by… er madder! Er… maddest! He was driven maddest by his existence between worlds as a Phantom, and now he stalks our fair city, taking his revenge on any who steal teeth. Now C.J. Bailey has become his newest victim, for his Teeth Brushes kept many a tooth in a many a mouth. But somewhere out there his hoard remains, full of diamond Trolls’ teeth and enchanted teeth.”

“Where?” One man asks.

“Who can say? Some say he had a house next to the Temple of Small Gods, others near Pseudopolis Yard, yet others near the Guild of Fools. Who can say which of these three is true?”

“I thought you said he had three houses!” One lady says.

There is a pause in the crowd where one can literally hear people trying to figure out how much a house full of diamond Troll’s Teeth might be worth. First one, then two, then more began slipping away and before long there is a full blown stampede toward the nearest of those three places, the Guild of Fools.

“Bunch of bloody idiots.” Says Commander Vimes. “Homicidal tooth-sack wielding phantoms! Pull the other one.”

Players now have 5 options:

Option 1: Wander off (0 Morale)
Option 2: Remain at the crime scene (0 Morale)
Option 3: Go tooth-hunting at the Guild of Fools (2 Morale)
Option 4: Go tooth-hunting at the Temple of Small Gods (2 Morale)
Option 5: Go tooth-hunting at the Pseudopolis Yard (2 Morale)

Unless you say otherwise, by Sunday, 11 pm EST, you are assumed to have chosen Option 1, though please NB the Mod saying “Option 1”. If you choose option 2 submit a NB to the Mod saying “Option 2” along with your RPS choice (Rock paper or scissors) for the Event.

For Options 3-5, send in an NB with your option choice, your RPS choice, and the attribute - Wit, Combat, or Stealth (not Magic) which you wish to employ for your Tooth Hunt. This also cost 2 Morale Points. You must have submitted your chosen RPS for Defense to participate in Option 2, 3 ,4 or 5, or submit it prior to or simultaneous to sending in your choice for this event.

Special Bonus: If you know where C.J. Bailey's shop really was, NB the location for a special morale bonus.

Events do not interrupt game play, though of course you may discuss them. Good Luck!

The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift.
- Albert Einstein

King of Cairhien 20-7-2
Chancellor of the Landsraad, Archduke of Is'Mod
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Mafia 33: Discworld, Day 1 - The Phantom Dentist (Day Complete) - 26/09/2013 03:13:39 AM 9444 Views
Notes from Mod - 26/09/2013 03:56:19 AM 1429 Views
Notes on role powers - 26/09/2013 02:36:38 PM 1190 Views
Note on Events - 28/09/2013 09:05:23 AM 1110 Views
Bah, now I feel like I have to read Discworld. - 26/09/2013 05:14:22 AM 1189 Views
It's worth your time. - 26/09/2013 01:34:09 PM 1220 Views
Ha, what game got you to read WoT? - 26/09/2013 06:15:00 PM 1127 Views
a MUD called "The Fires of Heaven" - 26/09/2013 07:27:50 PM 1621 Views
for me it was the other way around: first books then MUD - 26/09/2013 07:40:11 PM 1157 Views
Don't you make me feel old, young man! *NM* - 27/09/2013 08:54:58 AM 741 Views
Re: Bah, now I feel like I have to read Discworld. - 26/09/2013 07:13:16 PM 1148 Views
Re: Bah, now I feel like I have to read Discworld. - 26/09/2013 08:10:28 PM 1109 Views
Me too, seems interesting.. *NM* - 26/09/2013 10:29:25 PM 804 Views
That National Anthem may be the greatest thing I have heard today. - 26/09/2013 05:29:14 AM 1239 Views
Present. *NM* - 26/09/2013 07:28:34 AM 669 Views
Present *NM* - 26/09/2013 12:49:01 PM 774 Views
Present *NM* - 26/09/2013 01:34:53 PM 887 Views
Here! *NM* - 26/09/2013 04:08:49 PM 887 Views
Present! *NM* - 26/09/2013 06:17:20 PM 806 Views
But dear Morporkians, we got a murder to solve - 26/09/2013 07:50:32 PM 1112 Views
But why would the trolls bother using a battering ram? - 26/09/2013 08:12:34 PM 1179 Views
EBWOP: "until it fell down" - 26/09/2013 08:13:09 PM 1103 Views
Plus, Trolls do not "strike" me as intelligent enough to build an unseen ram-tip. - 27/09/2013 08:58:15 AM 1249 Views
Re: Plus, Trolls do not "strike" me as intelligent enough to build an unseen ram-tip. - 27/09/2013 10:35:07 AM 1014 Views
You mean, since it's nearly October? - 27/09/2013 11:53:44 AM 1269 Views
I don't know any of this lore at all. - 26/09/2013 10:35:03 PM 1185 Views
maybe the discworld wiki that Isaac already mentioned? *NM* - 27/09/2013 07:55:14 AM 847 Views
Re: maybe the discworld wiki that Isaac already mentioned? - 30/09/2013 03:39:35 PM 1227 Views
Re: maybe the discworld wiki that Isaac already mentioned? - 30/09/2013 04:14:20 PM 1187 Views
Ah, alright - 30/09/2013 04:16:35 PM 1278 Views
So gathering from what we've seen - 27/09/2013 10:21:36 AM 1233 Views
Re: So gathering from what we've seen - 27/09/2013 02:34:03 PM 1233 Views
But still, the assessin's guild will then get involved - 27/09/2013 03:55:21 PM 1177 Views
Re: But still, the assessin's guild will then get involved - 27/09/2013 06:11:25 PM 1183 Views
RBIRL 9/27-9/30 - 26/09/2013 10:43:29 PM 1148 Views
Euhm. I didn't notice until now - 27/09/2013 12:00:03 PM 1184 Views
I actually can't remember any dentistry in Discworld lore, hm. *NM* - 28/09/2013 03:09:31 AM 790 Views
EVENT!!! - 28/09/2013 08:45:46 AM 1522 Views
Well... That answers my dentistry question. - 28/09/2013 07:31:13 PM 1115 Views
Re: Well... That answers my dentistry question. - 28/09/2013 09:58:40 PM 1114 Views
Humans, dwarves and trolls appear commonly enough... - 29/09/2013 05:37:08 AM 1229 Views
Gargoyles too. *NM* - 29/09/2013 06:53:43 AM 707 Views
EBWOP: And Undead (Vampires and Zombies). *NM* - 29/09/2013 06:54:34 AM 684 Views
I'm only up to Pyramids, thus far Undead haven't been common in Ankh-Morpork. *NM* - 29/09/2013 06:59:32 AM 787 Views
Maybe it's more accurate to say that they aren't uncommon. *NM* - 29/09/2013 07:56:17 AM 659 Views
Well, they even have their own bar in Ankh-Morpork - 29/09/2013 12:18:27 PM 1130 Views
ahaha, - 29/09/2013 01:59:59 PM 1264 Views
Sorry I haven't posted in the last few days, kinda RBIRL - 28/09/2013 09:49:08 PM 1122 Views
Same, but I'm here now. - 30/09/2013 12:57:04 AM 1043 Views
Me too, therefore missed the event :S *NM* - 30/09/2013 07:51:41 AM 716 Views
Reminder: Event Deadline is tonight (Sunday) *NM* - 29/09/2013 05:24:34 PM 794 Views
Back from RBIRL - 30/09/2013 02:56:18 AM 1146 Views
Re: Back from RBIRL - 30/09/2013 11:04:36 AM 1085 Views
Event Resolution - 30/09/2013 12:03:59 PM 1318 Views
Re: Event Resolution - 30/09/2013 03:04:33 PM 1141 Views
So did anyone pick option 2? - 30/09/2013 04:26:56 PM 1242 Views
I did. - 30/09/2013 08:02:59 PM 1265 Views
Hah *NM* - 30/09/2013 11:16:03 PM 679 Views
Interesting - 01/10/2013 09:27:31 PM 1279 Views
I did aswell. - 30/09/2013 09:09:32 PM 1170 Views
nope *NM* - 30/09/2013 11:14:57 PM 894 Views
I did, and as above. - 01/10/2013 02:42:45 AM 1112 Views
EBWOP: The victim, that is. *NM* - 01/10/2013 02:43:17 AM 785 Views
I can confirm that. - 01/10/2013 04:00:22 AM 1086 Views
Well, that basically settles my speculation then - We're up against the Hippo League *NM* - 01/10/2013 02:33:41 PM 772 Views
Except the pamphlet was on the victim. - 01/10/2013 06:46:18 PM 1110 Views
Or it could have been a calling card? *NM* - 01/10/2013 06:48:30 PM 696 Views
Huh. That's a good point. - 01/10/2013 07:20:17 PM 1105 Views
Who knows. It could also be completely unrelated. - 01/10/2013 10:25:22 PM 1082 Views
Re: Who knows. It could also be completely unrelated. - 02/10/2013 10:04:41 AM 1132 Views
Well - 01/10/2013 09:41:36 PM 1149 Views
That's a good parallel you're pointing out - 02/10/2013 10:15:14 AM 1258 Views
to take it even further..or is this ridiculous? - 02/10/2013 04:00:17 PM 1193 Views
Re: That's a good parallel you're pointing out - 02/10/2013 05:40:36 PM 1167 Views
Alright let me see if I can summarize what I know so far - 30/09/2013 04:16:00 PM 1215 Views
Re: Alright let me see if I can summarize what I know so far - 30/09/2013 07:28:49 PM 1188 Views
I'd say that Dwarves are just as likely to be scum, actually - 30/09/2013 08:00:32 PM 1116 Views
Right then. What questions can we ask ourselves? - 30/09/2013 08:07:18 PM 1119 Views
Probably unwise. - 01/10/2013 02:41:15 AM 1161 Views
True. Race? - 01/10/2013 04:36:43 AM 1246 Views
Some clarification please, specifically from you rana. - 01/10/2013 07:43:38 PM 1082 Views
Very little of it was serious. - 01/10/2013 08:18:36 PM 1181 Views
OK, thank you - 02/10/2013 10:17:43 AM 1167 Views
Table -- Event 1 - 01/10/2013 09:31:46 PM 1060 Views
Re: Table -- Event 1 - 02/10/2013 10:02:31 AM 1165 Views
Option 4 / Yes. - 02/10/2013 10:20:37 AM 1165 Views
Re: Option 4 / Yes. - 02/10/2013 05:42:48 PM 1181 Views
Option1 didn't require any morale either. - 02/10/2013 06:10:20 PM 1059 Views
Oh, right - 02/10/2013 11:07:04 PM 1261 Views
I got nothing, no info no reward - 02/10/2013 11:29:30 PM 1067 Views
I did Option 4, and got a small reward *NM* - 02/10/2013 07:13:54 PM 627 Views
Deadline Reminder: Day 1 ends Wednesday the 9th - 03/10/2013 05:08:49 PM 1081 Views
And we're nowhere near a lynch... - 03/10/2013 05:34:05 PM 1184 Views
OK, in that case, let me break out two small things I notaced and held up my sleeves until now. - 03/10/2013 07:26:38 PM 1096 Views
Hm interesting catch. - 03/10/2013 08:21:42 PM 1196 Views
Do you havea possible cult leader vampire in mind? - 03/10/2013 09:24:16 PM 1086 Views
Well if it's yuna's choice to speak like that... - 03/10/2013 11:30:16 PM 1084 Views
I agree. But if Artsapat has more to go by I'd like to hear it. *NM* - 04/10/2013 05:23:08 AM 760 Views
I was considering a possible cult leader - 04/10/2013 07:37:06 AM 1089 Views
I didn't think of it earlier too to be honest - 04/10/2013 09:02:51 AM 1192 Views
I've read many but Carpe Jugdulum isn't one of them. *NM* - 04/10/2013 11:42:39 AM 721 Views
Hm very interesting *NM* - 05/10/2013 01:10:30 AM 805 Views
Hah, that's interesting. - 04/10/2013 09:46:06 PM 1213 Views
Re: Hah, that's interesting. - 04/10/2013 10:31:21 PM 1044 Views
Ok so where to from here? - 05/10/2013 01:13:08 AM 1112 Views
I think we're headed to a no-lynch/deadline - 05/10/2013 03:11:02 AM 1228 Views
The problem is that I'm not entirely sure who we're even supposed to be after. - 05/10/2013 06:16:59 AM 1240 Views
The issue here is that I don't know what people's objectives actually are. - 07/10/2013 08:49:08 AM 1153 Views
So you're a Survivor? - 07/10/2013 06:56:26 PM 1177 Views
Not exactly. - 07/10/2013 09:58:02 PM 1233 Views
One more thing to add with regards to this not lynching thing... - 09/10/2013 04:36:26 AM 1082 Views
Hah, wait, what? You are a vampire? - 05/10/2013 01:27:28 PM 1033 Views
Actually, no, I am voting. Vote: Yunalesca *NM* - 05/10/2013 01:28:55 PM 804 Views
Well we have until Wednesday. - 05/10/2013 06:46:34 PM 1100 Views
Re: Well we have until Wednesday. - 05/10/2013 08:07:59 PM 1180 Views
I'm not voting for her, since she's being doing it deliberately - 06/10/2013 08:09:27 PM 1279 Views
If we vote, why not on people who have not contributed? Vote: Sacriligious Toast - 06/10/2013 08:15:49 PM 1049 Views
Re: If we vote, why not on people who have not contributed? - 06/10/2013 10:10:41 PM 1086 Views
Ah the event - 07/10/2013 02:59:39 AM 1137 Views
Thanks, updated *NM* - 08/10/2013 01:44:20 AM 689 Views
I agree, I don't find yuna suspicious at the moment. *NM* - 06/10/2013 08:57:10 PM 676 Views
Agreed - 06/10/2013 10:13:30 PM 1062 Views
My guess is more that a vampire will be an independent operator - 07/10/2013 06:13:04 PM 1166 Views
Re: I agree, I don't find yuna suspicious at the moment. - 07/10/2013 04:59:21 PM 1106 Views
"Kill 'im"... - 08/10/2013 12:19:01 AM 1074 Views
Not to mention the aggressive accusation of Berg *NM* - 08/10/2013 12:44:21 AM 732 Views
What we are after.. - 05/10/2013 07:59:12 PM 1291 Views
This is more of a percentage vote, for me. - 05/10/2013 08:16:51 PM 1197 Views
RBIRL - from Sat to Wed - 05/10/2013 05:39:18 AM 1186 Views
I'll reiterate that I would really like a character claim by Yuna - 08/10/2013 02:38:29 AM 1121 Views
Because DW is full of 'deadly' creatures - 08/10/2013 07:19:35 AM 1085 Views
Eh... - 08/10/2013 03:26:42 PM 1171 Views
Re: I'll reiterate that I would really like a character claim by Yuna - 08/10/2013 04:23:04 PM 1463 Views
Twilight - 10/10/2013 02:45:47 AM 1035 Views
Mod Notes - 10/10/2013 05:47:13 AM 1115 Views

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