... it flinched and tried to defend itself!
Fanatic-Templar Send a noteboard - 04/01/2013 08:18:22 PM
"I'm up, I'm up!" it said in a voice that was deep, heavy and somehow a bit hollow, yet mimicked my own patterns of speech in every way. Very slowly, it got up to its feet and stretched, creaking the whole way, and only then did it pause to look at me. That's when it said:
"Woah, you look just like me, except you're made of animal flesh!"
"Thanks for pulling me out of the water!"
"What made you think slapping a perhaps drowning man was a good idea?"
"Wait, this isn't the Amazon!"
Something else!
"Woah, you look just like me, except you're made of animal flesh!"
"Thanks for pulling me out of the water!"
"What made you think slapping a perhaps drowning man was a good idea?"
"Wait, this isn't the Amazon!"
Something else!
The first rule of being a ninja is "do no harm". Unless you intend to do harm, then do lots of harm.
~Master Splinter
Victorious in Bergioyn's legendary 'Reverse Mafia'. *MySmiley*
~Master Splinter
Victorious in Bergioyn's legendary 'Reverse Mafia'. *MySmiley*
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... it flinched and tried to defend itself!
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