And it bit me!
It was not nearly as bad as that sounds, of course. The fact that this grizzly fit inside a compartment the size of my face had to be kept in mind to get a proper idea of the creature in question. It was only about thirty centimetres long, and from the proper perspective, quite cute.
Trying again, slowly and carefully this time, I reached down for the grizzly. It watched me suspiciously, but I was able to lift it out without provoking it to hostility. I held the little bear cupped in my hands, and we stared at each other inquisitively.
"Wait, I get it! You're my animal spirit guide, aren't you? You're here to help me figure out what this drawing means!"
I gently placed the little bear on my shoulder where it dug its claws into my coat to secure its grip. "I think I'll call you Ted," I told it as I opened the drawing again. "So what do you think this means, Ted?"
It's a map of the Imagination!
It's a backup of my Identity!
It's a speed course to become a neurosurgeon!
It's a riddle with no answers left by the prankster to confuse me!
Something else!
It was not nearly as bad as that sounds, of course. The fact that this grizzly fit inside a compartment the size of my face had to be kept in mind to get a proper idea of the creature in question. It was only about thirty centimetres long, and from the proper perspective, quite cute.
Trying again, slowly and carefully this time, I reached down for the grizzly. It watched me suspiciously, but I was able to lift it out without provoking it to hostility. I held the little bear cupped in my hands, and we stared at each other inquisitively.
"Wait, I get it! You're my animal spirit guide, aren't you? You're here to help me figure out what this drawing means!"
I gently placed the little bear on my shoulder where it dug its claws into my coat to secure its grip. "I think I'll call you Ted," I told it as I opened the drawing again. "So what do you think this means, Ted?"
It's a map of the Imagination!
It's a backup of my Identity!
It's a speed course to become a neurosurgeon!
It's a riddle with no answers left by the prankster to confuse me!
Something else!
The first rule of being a ninja is "do no harm". Unless you intend to do harm, then do lots of harm.
~Master Splinter
Victorious in Bergioyn's legendary 'Reverse Mafia'. *MySmiley*
~Master Splinter
Victorious in Bergioyn's legendary 'Reverse Mafia'. *MySmiley*
This message last edited by Fanatic-Templar on 06/01/2013 at 08:08:36 PM
Choose your own adventure!
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...a beautiful young woman!
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... something else - a large wooden carving!
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... other - it popped open.
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... a grizzly bear!
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(Fine if no one else is going to participate... ) "...Its a map of the imagination!"
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