The first mate on a cargo vessel was conducting his final inspection, when he noticed the door to a hold was open. He went to investigate and saw the hold was full with an unusual cargo. It was potatoes, all of which had a phallic shape.

Somewhat disconcerted, he checked the adjoining hold. It was also filled with tubers that resembled a penis. At this point, the first mate called several other crew members to join him in inspecting the rest of the ship. Much to their dismay, they discovered every container and storage room filled with the same shaped potatoes.

The crew stormed up to the bridge to confront the captain. They demanded, “Why did you accept such a bizarre cargo without consulting us?”

“Because,” replied the captain.
“This boat isn’t a democracy. It’s a dictatorship.”