Well, the bad news is you're out of the competition.
what’s the name for this trivia I half remember? googles “Kynodesme” is the term, literally dog’s tie or dog’s leash … with how they make sure “this was not a problem” with their ye olde time olympic games
boys will literally wrestle naked with other men … but they will put on their junk leash before hand , for greek boys and etruscan are good boys ,
but those romans down in the low lands of latium they are savages !
(disney’s greek chorus) Who put the glad in gladiator!