But yeah, based on this review as well as others, seems like it's a pretty bad trainwreck. And with only a very small role for Lipa, anyway - as it seems you don't know her, she's the femme fatale you mentioned Cavill and Cena pursuing at the beginning. A great singer, though not sure about her acting skills.
As for the site not being around next time a good movie comes out - any chance you want to see Poor Things? I have a feeling you won't like it as much as I did, or the critics did, but your review should be entertaining nonetheless.