I just wanna be clear that Sarah Fuller, the SEC-championship winning goalkeeper, could kick my ass in... any sport. So I'm in no way trying to insult her in any way here; in fact, I feel a bit bad for how she's been used.

But, like, shouldn't we be celebrating the fact she's an SEC-champion goalkeeper, instead of being a stunt pick in the worst PR move in college football this year? It's not too often a head coach gets fired right after a game that they just-so-happened to lose in a shutout while they had more eyes watching their game than any other time in the past decade. It's honestly amazing to me how he could be that stupid. Like, sheesh, man, if you're gonna have the country cheering her on, at least... play some football. That was just awful.

And then there's the message to half of all children; Work hard, succeed in what you do, and you too can be the worst PR move in any coaches career. Through no fault of her own, she did nothing this game. That kick could literally have just gone out of bounds. She never got the chance to kick anything else. I mean, here she is, after 1 week of practice kicking a football. Did anyone really expect anything else to happen? A football and a soccerball feel entirely different. And then vandy's shit-ass offense can't even get in field goal range. Honestly, really the shittiest performance.

So yeah, how's that for another message to girls; even if your team accomplishes literally nothing, we will pat you on the head just for being a girl.

It's all pretty fucked up, is, I guess what I'm saying.

Anyways, that coach got what he deserved, and maybe she'll have a chance to accomplish something this week. I just wish the sports world would be more interested in celebrating her for being, again, the SEC-championship winning women's soccer team, since that's a far more impressive position to hold than "1 play-kicker for 0-8 Vanferbilt". But hey, soccer womens sports suck to watch so that's not gonna happen, I guess.

Hah