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maybe you can introduce it to your coworkers damookster Send a noteboard - 24/05/2019 04:42:58 PM

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You know every time you bring up corporate-speak that I share your suffering. Buzzwords exist in abundance within my company. The consultants we bring in for different projects seem to be the prime culprits in spreading this oral manure around. Everyone adopts it quickly in an effort, I think, to appear to be one of the cool kids. Fuck 'em all. Most of them are too old be "kids" of any kind. Hmph.

The next meeting or call you run, conclude by asking, Are we aligned? See how quickly it spreads. I've discovered in other areas that if an annoying phenomenon originates with me, then it provides amusement rather than suffering.

But yes. I loathe corporate jargon. Some of my coworkers are so conditioned they use it over beers after work.

Mook

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"Bustin' makes me feel good!"

Ghostbusters, by Ray Parker Jr.
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