Read the replies of Legolas and Roland, neither of whom agree with my semi tongue in cheek trolling, but both of whom are my friends and express their points without coming off like a total asshole. You should try not being such a dick just once. Who knows,you might find that some here would actually listen to your POV instead of reading solely to be amused at your current level of outrage.
Ahh.. so your assholery is tongue in cheek now eh. Convenient.
But no. I don't think I'll indulge your awfulness in some vague hope of making you listen. You lose the right to sanctimoniously demand civility when you display nothing but callous disregard for others.
You demand for yourself the very concern that you mock others for asking. You accuse others of outrage while displaying your own outrage that not everyone will quietly let your shitry behavior pass.
So I don't care if you listen. I'll content myself with pricking your bombast and laughing at the hypocrisy of your responses.