View original postSo two weeks ago I had my annual physical, one of the highlights of this or any year. These days you get the results of all your lab tests on line long before the doctor has a chance to call you and berate you for your lifestyle choices. So I had already reviewed them before I received her call.

View original postWhen I answered my phone and I heard the receptionist say, "Dr. Rai would like to speak with you," I knew what was coming.

View original post"Mr. Piacenza, I'm calling to review the results of your labs.

View original postThere's one or two in particular I need to discuss with you."

View original post"Would that be the slightly elevated liver enzymes?"

View original post"Very good. Yes I am concerned. Do you have a family history of hepatitis or have you ever been diagnosed with it?"

View original post"No."

View original post"Ah, well then are you a heavy drinker?"

View original post"Ummm, heavy is such a subjective term. Define heavy."

View original post"Let me put it this way. Do you regularly consume more than one or two drinks per week?"

View original post"Uhhh....maybe?"

View original post"Well for the next six weeks please do not exceed that amount and then we will run your bloodwork again. If the numbers don't significantly improve, we will need further tests."

View original postOne or two PER WEEK??? Really? We went out for hot wings after work Friday night. I had two beers. That means I'm cut off until this Friday.

View original postOh well. I needed to kvetch. Six weeks won't kill me. Much.