Maybe I'm kinda Libertarian about my pizza. I like to do my own thing, and if people wanna spout off about my pizza decision, I don't care. They are free to have an opinion, even if they are wrong.
My personal pizza choice is pepperoni & jalapeƱo. It's the only way to go. Pineapple on pizza is a non-issue to me. With Canadian bacon, regular bacon, and red onion...it works. But this is also coming from someone who lives in a place who sees a chicken alfredo pizza as nothing unusual.
On the topic of Ranch dressing...some people are seriously addicted to the stuff. It is a flavor that takes over or masks everything else, and leaves a lingering taste as well. People are free to dip pizza in something, but I will judge them on it. Plebs do the oddest things sometimes. If I was a business owner, I'd offer people ranch dressing as an option. I would also charge them for it. It is one of the more American things to do is to cater to someone's addiction and to charge them for it.
It's not personal.....its just business.
~Jeordam