We have had all of THREE losing seasons since Brady was drafted, and one of those was after your OC brought your OL coachs son and his camera to town to do for us what he did for NE; fortunately, Denver had the grace to fire their lying cheating asses when they got caught AGAIN, and McDumbass went crawling back to ferry playcalls from Belicheat to Brady the rest of his "career." We are so consistently bad Tom Cheaterrific has a .500 carer record against us, including a 1-5 playoff record: We are the reason Brady has losing playoff record against Peyton Manning, and probably still has nightmares about Champ Bailey returning a 5 yd almost-TD from our endzone to ya'lls. We have played as many SBs as any team who did not "consistently" cheat in myriad ways to get there, get caught no less than THREE times, yet somehow still insists it is all just a jelly conspiracy against their untainted greatness.

I was never a fan, but deeply impressed and admiring of the Patriots when they emerged from four decades of "consistent" futility to shock a Rams dynasty in the making and break the hearts of a Raiders team not only dishonest but outright dirty—right up until former members of New Englands own staff confessed to taping the Rams walkthrough before that first wildcard upset of a former champion. The record of Spygate is concrete and well documented: It is pretty bad when illegal behavior is so rampant the League Office feels obliged to send out a clarification at the start of the season, but we are expected to believe infamous rules layer Bill Belichick literally missed the memo? Even when McDaniels was caught doing the EXACT SAME THING just four years later (if you want to talk conspiracy theories: Many Broncos fans are convinced Belicheat deliberately dispatched McDumbass to Denver in an effort to cripple the team that kept doing to him what he kept doing to Dungys Colts.)

Every single Cheatriots game ball disappeared along with one of their equipment managers into a bathroom with no camera in the middle of the Conference Championship, then all but ONE tested well below the legally mandated pressure after the game? Neil de Grasse Tyson said the same thing I did: Weather, schmeather; the only way a 30° F drop in stadium temperature after halftime could lower a legal balls pressure to a full POUND below the limit is if the room where they were initially filled was 150° F. So either they were filled by a demon ballboy in Hell (not an entirely implausible hypothesis) or NE* cheated. AGAIN. That is certainly what the multiple texts back and forth between Cheatriot equipment managers discussing deflating balls per Bradys demands during MULTIPLE games indicate; we could check Toms phone, of course, except he initially refused to let the NFL do just that, then informed it he literally COULD not because he just coincidentally decided to get a new phone just after the investigation started and destroy his with a hammer. That is such normal cell phone disposal behavior your QB and coach wanted a presidential nominee sent to a federal prison for it last year, but when THEY did it was completely innocent and harmless, right?

I do not hate the Cheatriots because they are "great," and, again, admired them as much as anyone back before we all discovered they excel at nothing but dishonesty with impunity. I do not hate them because my team "keeps on sucking" by playing just as many SBs as yours despite sharing a division with a team that simultaneously posted a 3-1 SB record of its own, as opposed to teams like the Jets, Bills and Dolphins that have rarely even reached the PLAYOFFS during Belicheat and Bradys tenure. I hate them because they are proud cheaters repeatedly exposed as such yet just as often unpenalized. Their "achievements" unmatched by anyone else in any equal span or permanently tainted because they were not EARNED, only STOLEN from 31 more deserving teams.