What is the point of your post?
Who is your audience?
Are you trying to convince anyone of anything?
Is this just a way for you to vent?
You clearly are an extremist in your methods. And I don't think anyone has ever been swayed by anything you have written. So what is the point? Maybe you should try a different tactic.
Do dogs need a reason to bark?
I think most dogs bark in order to protect the things they care about, and they try to warn humans. But you see not all humans are "wise enough to understand Lassie" and the trope that Timmy is in a Well. Some dogs are just more articulate and well read and thus find it easier to communicate with humans.
Seriously Greg I feel it strange you think all dogs are alike. Sure all dogs go to heaven, but they are not all the same.