View original postor perhaps too many adult beverages, here are some true groaners for your edification and pleasure:
View original postThe other day I witnessed a jailbreak. I saw a midget escaping who sneered at me as he climbed down the fence. I thought, “well, that’s a little condescending.”
View original postWhat’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
View original postI started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
View original postIn democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
View original postLocal Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
View original postOnce you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
View original postI dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
View original postWhat did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
View original postWhy does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
View original postWhy do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Just in case you're not groaning from too much candy last night...
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You need to make like a goalie and get the puck outta here with those. *NM*
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horrid 
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