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All Australians are defective in one way or another. LiterateDog Send a noteboard - 25/10/2017 07:21:55 PM

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On my honeymoon, my wife and I were in Cairns and very hungry. We stopped at a pizza place to try to fashion a meatlover's type pizza. They had something on the menu that looked like what we wanted, but it came with barbecue sauce instead of marinara or some other Italian-spiced tomato sauce. We asked the guy for 'tomato sauce' instead of BBQ sauce.

We got a pizza with ketchup all over it. (and BBQ was still under it all!)




*Ask around or go back to the thread about New York Style pizza. I also know nothing about pizza.


To be fair, going to Cairns for pizza is like going to a small city in Alabama. You will probably get substandard pizza.


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Dear Damookster: I Found A Reddit Post For You The Shrike - 25/10/2017 03:37:44 PM 895 Views
it's good to see such a display of excellent judgement damookster - 25/10/2017 04:31:00 PM 496 Views
What do Australians know about this? Less than nothing, I say.* aerocontrols - 25/10/2017 05:34:43 PM 570 Views
This reminds me of something from Wotmania days damookster - 25/10/2017 06:16:05 PM 490 Views
This is what happens when you don't get Italian immigrants. The Shrike - 25/10/2017 07:20:19 PM 520 Views
Was she stuck on a life-raft in the middle of the ocean? *NM* Roland00 - 26/10/2017 08:59:01 PM 338 Views
I had no issues in Sydney. You must have found some defective Australians. The Shrike - 25/10/2017 07:19:46 PM 520 Views
All Australians are defective in one way or another. LiterateDog - 25/10/2017 07:21:55 PM 451 Views
The Shrike - 25/10/2017 07:25:02 PM 482 Views
I think Simon still shows up once in a while. damookster - 25/10/2017 07:27:32 PM 452 Views
That I do. On the Pizza stuff, I'll leave to your and all the others expert opinions. *NM* Simon - 30/10/2017 03:03:24 PM 816 Views
What?! Have we discovered a self-admitted....Fauxstralian!??!? *NM* LiterateDog - 25/10/2017 07:28:31 PM 307 Views
Am I faux? The Shrike - 25/10/2017 07:33:38 PM 480 Views
~points and laughs~ damookster - 25/10/2017 07:36:32 PM 410 Views
I should put on some budgie smugglers just for you. The Shrike - 25/10/2017 07:38:45 PM 409 Views
damookster - 25/10/2017 07:44:00 PM 447 Views
Did you have to google that? The Shrike - 25/10/2017 07:58:07 PM 469 Views
I already knew *NM* damookster - 25/10/2017 07:59:22 PM 307 Views
Damn. I was hoping you'd see pictures The Shrike - 25/10/2017 07:59:59 PM 438 Views
Thank goodness for that. *NM* damookster - 25/10/2017 08:20:37 PM 286 Views
I did Floffe - 26/10/2017 03:18:37 AM 543 Views
The Shrike - 26/10/2017 01:27:49 PM 657 Views
Re: Floffe - 26/10/2017 07:50:51 PM 421 Views
♫ Forget your perfect offering / There is a crack in everything / That's how the light gets in ♫ Roland00 - 26/10/2017 09:01:50 PM 539 Views
I went there for SCUBA aerocontrols - 25/10/2017 09:49:11 PM 462 Views
I agree. Pineapple on pizza is an abomination in the eyes of God and men*. Tom - 25/10/2017 06:21:03 PM 416 Views
I have yet to try it. One day I will. Maybe. The Shrike - 25/10/2017 07:28:09 PM 543 Views
New York has some great pizza Tom - 25/10/2017 08:23:24 PM 573 Views
Honestly I can't remember. I didn't eat pizza often while in Illinois. The Shrike - 25/10/2017 09:41:23 PM 492 Views
Pineapple on pizza is icky if the pizza is hot, it is passable if the pizza is cold Roland00 - 26/10/2017 01:33:07 AM 405 Views
I do not like pineapple on Pizza. However... LiterateDog - 25/10/2017 07:27:15 PM 533 Views
Fie upon thee damookster - 25/10/2017 07:29:35 PM 460 Views
If it takes age to confer legitimacy... LiterateDog - 25/10/2017 07:31:52 PM 591 Views
yes. I am 2 legit 2 quit. *NM* damookster - 25/10/2017 07:34:21 PM 276 Views
Meaty. The Shrike - 25/10/2017 07:30:02 PM 545 Views
Come to Connecticut damookster - 25/10/2017 07:31:23 PM 539 Views
You also have a Krispy Kreme. The Shrike - 25/10/2017 07:37:41 PM 449 Views
I'm not surprised damookster - 25/10/2017 07:41:58 PM 581 Views
So do you consider dessert pizzas "pizza"? *NM* Tom - 25/10/2017 08:24:21 PM 380 Views
What about none pizza with left beef? aerocontrols - 25/10/2017 10:08:28 PM 475 Views
Wait you do not like black olives on your pizza? Roland00 - 26/10/2017 01:31:52 AM 471 Views
No, no. He doesnt like olives with his gay marraige. On pizza its fine. Hieshyn - 26/10/2017 04:43:45 AM 569 Views
He is not the fan of the olive garden? Roland00 - 26/10/2017 06:21:11 AM 434 Views
The Olive Garden is an abomination against Italian food. It must be destroyed. The Shrike - 26/10/2017 01:30:11 PM 561 Views
Maybe the menu will be better if it includes at least one dish that has a single olive in it *NM* Roland00 - 26/10/2017 07:43:02 PM 271 Views
I dislike the taste of black olives. The Shrike - 26/10/2017 01:29:24 PM 440 Views
I always say no Floffe - 26/10/2017 03:24:23 AM 455 Views
On pizza? Or in some strange Swedish dish? *NM* Hieshyn - 26/10/2017 04:42:35 AM 335 Views
Both Floffe - 26/10/2017 11:57:09 AM 422 Views
Hmmm. When I finally get to Sweden, The Shrike - 26/10/2017 01:33:46 PM 542 Views
That combination sounds awful. The Shrike - 26/10/2017 01:30:42 PM 443 Views
It is *NM* Floffe - 26/10/2017 07:48:33 PM 306 Views
Look, people. Pineapple on pizza is a very simple affair. Ghavrel - 26/10/2017 04:37:42 AM 483 Views
Wait a minute, you're telling me people put it on pizza only after the pizza is cooked? Hieshyn - 26/10/2017 04:41:28 AM 478 Views
Honestly I think pineapple will make more sense as a fajita addition instead of pizza add on Roland00 - 26/10/2017 06:25:01 AM 648 Views
Its your fault, your talk about bacon and other pig products caused me to make a new survey *NM* Roland00 - 26/10/2017 06:58:53 AM 256 Views
There is a third kind of person The Shrike - 26/10/2017 01:34:33 PM 435 Views
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