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I have an 11 year old daughter so I am painfully aware of how the elf on the shelf works. random thoughts Send a noteboard - 07/09/2017 04:00:00 PM

You just need to sprinkle some magic fairy dust on the stuffed bear and then get up every night and move and desperately try to hide it when you forget and she is looking for it. At least the only "tricks" you need to worry about is the occasional bear poop.

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In honor of Labor Day - what is your job/career? Anonymous2000 - 05/09/2017 03:19:08 AM 1136 Views
Wage slave. I slave for wages that barely allow my survival. *NM* Hieshyn - 05/09/2017 03:20:14 AM 368 Views
What led you to such a dire predicament? *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 03:53:32 AM 361 Views
Several decades ago, a woman squeezed him out of her uterus. Cannoli - 05/09/2017 11:15:33 AM 503 Views
But the slavery, man! The slavery! *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 04:27:13 PM 376 Views
seriously, what's going on ? *NM* AgentApple - 07/09/2017 07:13:33 PM 362 Views
Made a lot of bad choices at 18-19 that lead to serious wage garnishment. Hieshyn - 07/09/2017 08:21:47 PM 581 Views
All you can do now is learn from it, right? LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 02:55:38 AM 583 Views
To clarrify Wage slavery and Canteel slavery are very different. Im not saying one is the other. *NM* Hieshyn - 07/09/2017 08:50:22 PM 349 Views
Department manager at a health insurance company. *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 03:54:00 AM 367 Views
That sounds like a hoot..... Anonymous2000 - 05/09/2017 01:54:32 PM 638 Views
Well, it isn't my dream job, but it isn't bad. LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 04:26:46 PM 498 Views
I look after a child and a house. And two dogs. Aviendha - 05/09/2017 08:54:27 AM 465 Views
I sell, plant, and transplant big trees. nossy - 05/09/2017 01:44:15 PM 494 Views
Ahem Aviendha - 05/09/2017 07:08:35 PM 555 Views
Where is this garden? nossy - 05/09/2017 09:17:17 PM 549 Views
near Nottingham and Derby 8l *NM* Aviendha - 06/09/2017 06:09:02 PM 399 Views
So you two know each other, right? Hieshyn - 07/09/2017 09:01:32 PM 612 Views
Re: So you two know each other, right? Aviendha - 08/09/2017 10:19:04 AM 587 Views
She lives about 30 - 35 miles from London, but in your direction. LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 02:24:21 PM 570 Views
Huh Aviendha - 08/09/2017 07:07:17 PM 621 Views
You can just hop on down the M1. LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 07:41:23 PM 550 Views
Stalker!! *NM* nossy - 08/09/2017 09:42:33 PM 353 Views
Only for all the wrong reasons! *NM* LiterateDog - 08/09/2017 10:07:18 PM 384 Views
Word. nossy - 08/09/2017 09:41:38 PM 749 Views
Animal. Aviendha - 09/09/2017 12:16:25 AM 624 Views
It's definitely not Luton. nossy - 09/09/2017 08:50:13 PM 498 Views
That's what I would say, too *NM* Aviendha - 12/09/2017 11:11:18 PM 313 Views
Mmmmhmmmmm. *NM* LiterateDog - 13/09/2017 03:14:36 PM 336 Views
I would like 500 Eucalyptus trees please aerocontrols - 05/09/2017 07:39:33 PM 535 Views
How many trees to keep a dead one? *NM* random thoughts - 05/09/2017 07:43:24 PM 407 Views
0? *NM* aerocontrols - 05/09/2017 08:04:48 PM 317 Views
that sounds cheaper and less mess random thoughts - 06/09/2017 02:07:44 PM 531 Views
I'm pretty sure that would not make the wife happy *NM* aerocontrols - 06/09/2017 02:37:17 PM 354 Views
Just go and move it every night like an elf on a shelf. *NM* random thoughts - 06/09/2017 07:33:18 PM 340 Views
Elf on the shelf just appears in a different spot in the morning aerocontrols - 06/09/2017 08:47:03 PM 527 Views
I have an 11 year old daughter so I am painfully aware of how the elf on the shelf works. random thoughts - 07/09/2017 04:00:00 PM 591 Views
Too hard to find nice ones around here. You're on your own. nossy - 05/09/2017 09:16:17 PM 574 Views
Just like Thanos aerocontrols - 07/09/2017 12:00:49 AM 534 Views
Like giant sequoias? *NM* damookster - 05/09/2017 07:51:34 PM 355 Views
Not the Californian size, but I have moved Sequoiadendron giganteum. *NM* nossy - 05/09/2017 09:14:44 PM 342 Views
I'm a system support and process specialist for transportation and warehousing systems. *NM* damookster - 05/09/2017 02:42:21 PM 355 Views
I've got a few systems right here you can support, 'Mookie. *NM* LiterateDog - 05/09/2017 04:30:31 PM 361 Views
damookster - 05/09/2017 05:07:30 PM 531 Views
I am an engineering contractor at NASA aerocontrols - 05/09/2017 03:08:15 PM 503 Views
Sounds sweet. AgentApple - 06/09/2017 09:54:44 PM 509 Views
Re: Sounds sweet. aerocontrols - 06/09/2017 10:13:10 PM 544 Views
I sell and rent electronic test equipment *NM* random thoughts - 05/09/2017 05:55:04 PM 350 Views
Investigator for the office of the public defender. Ghavrel - 05/09/2017 11:03:20 PM 586 Views
SJW *NM* random thoughts - 06/09/2017 02:04:02 PM 363 Views
I think by this point I deserve to be called a social justice crusader. I have ascended. *NM* Ghavrel - 07/09/2017 06:00:16 AM 335 Views
Everyone loves a crusader random thoughts - 07/09/2017 04:01:05 PM 522 Views
seems interesting AgentApple - 06/09/2017 09:57:03 PM 566 Views
Re: seems interesting Ghavrel - 07/09/2017 06:00:45 AM 518 Views
Material Manager (mix between Supply Chain, Procurement, Warehouse) for a Pharma Company. *NM* Jeordam - 06/09/2017 07:11:19 PM 340 Views
Software Programmer at a startup company AgentApple - 06/09/2017 09:53:24 PM 541 Views
Can you make AT&T's service reliable, though? *NM* Ghavrel - 09/09/2017 06:18:40 AM 303 Views
I can help with that random thoughts - 10/09/2017 03:54:22 PM 449 Views
My issue with AT&T is actually landline. Or whatever you'd call UVerse. Ghavrel - 11/09/2017 08:44:14 AM 497 Views
It is fiber to the neighborhood then twisted pair to your house. random thoughts - 11/09/2017 01:45:12 PM 708 Views
I could be wrong, but I don't think it's that. Ghavrel - 11/09/2017 07:52:15 PM 447 Views
If it is neighborhood wide then you are probably right. random thoughts - 12/09/2017 01:10:20 PM 572 Views
You're telling me. Ghavrel - 13/09/2017 12:38:29 AM 518 Views
So have I and that is why I live in Texas random thoughts - 13/09/2017 02:07:28 PM 618 Views
Currently a special ed/general ed teacher at a residential treatment center Larry - 07/09/2017 04:12:27 AM 571 Views
Molecular biology post doc. *NM* TheCrownless - 10/09/2017 04:20:01 PM 275 Views
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