And when you are forced to eat things from the ground, these green things, you feel the compulsive urge to at least cover it with BBQ sauce or something else to hide the taste of plant.
I think my dad married my mom, just so his sons will have good and thick hair genes and not the premature balding genes on his side of the family.
I think this, for I have very thick and kind of curly hair. Seriously I have broken combs trying to comb my hair.
I can seriously compete against Sterling Archer (Archer FX, RAMPAGE!) on whose hair is more awesome (his color is much better than mine, for mine is a brown / red thingy I am colorblind so I am not going to pretend what type of auburnish hair color I have.)