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Anti-hype? nossy Send a noteboard - 27/06/2017 10:35:22 AM

View original postHarry Potter and the Region-Specific Person Of Intellect's Stone turns 20 today, and that--combined with Facebook's little festivities regarding the series--means everyone is talking about [possessive pronoun of choice] favorite house.


View original postJust to get it out of the way--Gryffindor. Moving on.


View original postBut damn near everyone I know is gushing about Slytherin. Slytherin. Let's count all of the truly good people from Slytherin:
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View original postOh, right. There aren't any. Rowling impressed me probably most in her ability to escape traps she wrote herself into (getting anyone to deeply care about the events of a school called "Hogwarts" is Nobel-worthy in and of itself), but it's pretty clear she never really could escape the Slytherin = awful person equation that's established as soon as Harry meets Draco.


View original postLet's put aside virtually every British dark wizard of renown who emerged from Slytherin (i.e. all of them) and focus on the best Slytherin has to offer.


View original postWe have Draco Malfoy, who manages to emblify perhaps every negative stereotype associated with wealth, and whose sole allegedly redeeming quality consists of the fact that he is not completely solid with regard to his alliance with a wizard whose goal has openly been genocide and subjugation.


View original postWe have Severus Snape, a racist-equivalent for whom we are supposed to feel sorry on the grounds that he called the woman he allegedly loved a slur and then subjected her child to years of absurd hatred because he looked like her (not that Harry wasn't a completely obnoxious little shit for most of the series, but Snape's hatred for him starts at first sight).


View original postAnd we have Horace Slughorn, who is possibly the only Slytherin of import to meet, much less exceed the "minimum standards of decent human being" qualification. Yes, he's terrified of Voldemort, and yes, he's a bit self-centered, and yes, he really only cares about people who are famous so that he can expand his circle of influence, and yes, he treats people as a means to an end...


View original post...and he's still far and away the least terrible Slytherin figure we have.


View original postSo with all that in mind, why are people so fond of advertising their fondness for Slytherin? There are better ways to let people know you're a sociopath who will stop at nothing to advance yourself, no matter who you have to cast aside to get there. My money is on either a contrarian attempt at looking interesting and different or an attempt at hanging the lampshade on serious character flaws.


View original postRant over. Feel free to discuss how you're wrong in disagreeing with me that Gryffindor is the best.

G is definitely not my fave, but I can see why people like it. It's too egotistical and energetic for me.

Slytherin is popular because of the way it's written. We see mostly G, with a bit of (generally positive) input from R and H. Slytherin basically gets ALL the (darker) gray area. Not super smart? Not dopey? Not particularly brave? Sometimes a bit grumpy? Maybe you're a Slytherin! More worried about yourself and your family than others/the world/etc? Brexit + Trump makes me realise how Slytherin we all can be.

Plus, bad is usually sexy until you have to think too hard about it.

Being serious for a sec - it's an extreme example, but one of my fave people struggles with depression, gender issues, etc, and does not feel like they fit in mainstream society. They identify strongly with Slytherin, because it's "other."

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What the hell is with people's fondness for Slytherin? - 26/06/2017 09:48:07 AM 1028 Views
I got placed into Slytherin at Pottermore back in the day. - 26/06/2017 01:30:13 PM 668 Views
Re: I got placed into Slytherin at Pottermore back in the day. - 26/06/2017 05:43:34 PM 660 Views
Your replies do show a large streak of Slytherinesque views. I think you were mishoused. - 26/06/2017 06:06:09 PM 680 Views
Nah. I have vague glimmerings of a conscience. Disqualifying trait for House Sociopath. *NM* - 26/06/2017 06:08:44 PM 370 Views
Ah I see. You're in denial. In the closet as it were. - 26/06/2017 06:27:37 PM 488 Views
Yet you're studying for the bar so you can join Profession Sociopath. - 26/06/2017 07:56:47 PM 615 Views
Ugh. Don't remind me. *NM* - 26/06/2017 07:58:03 PM 354 Views
Meanwhile future "sociopath" - 28/06/2017 12:20:27 PM 530 Views
I'm going into public defense. Don't be too proud of yourself. - 28/06/2017 08:31:04 PM 632 Views
Just a self-righteous and masochistic form of sociopath. *NM* - 28/06/2017 10:05:18 PM 443 Views
But intensely charitable in its sociopathy! - 28/06/2017 10:54:14 PM 506 Views
Voldemort came from Slytherin. He was awesome. - 26/06/2017 01:50:46 PM 604 Views
*NM* - 26/06/2017 05:44:33 PM 393 Views
One of the rather few things in the series that I'd say Rowling got wrong... - 26/06/2017 07:32:43 PM 592 Views
I agree with most of this. - 27/06/2017 01:03:19 AM 677 Views
As a fellow "Never Slytherin"... - 27/06/2017 12:22:17 AM 858 Views
Re: As a fellow "Never Slytherin"... - 27/06/2017 01:15:15 AM 597 Views
Perhaps the houses - 28/06/2017 01:44:35 AM 588 Views
Anti-hype? - 27/06/2017 10:35:22 AM 598 Views
Ok, so, everybody beat me to it - 27/06/2017 10:45:33 AM 578 Views
Nossy you are our hufflepuff - 28/06/2017 01:47:40 AM 564 Views
Re: Anti-hype? - 27/06/2017 03:24:12 PM 606 Views
Re: Anti-hype? - 28/06/2017 03:21:59 AM 451 Views
Re: Anti-hype? - 28/06/2017 01:14:09 PM 531 Views
Stop it, you are meant to enjoy the books not analyze them to death. - 28/06/2017 01:40:41 AM 515 Views
I don't watch anime. RWBY is safe. *NM* - 28/06/2017 03:12:56 AM 298 Views
Hun, that product is made in America it is not Anime - 28/06/2017 03:17:45 AM 532 Views
That's anime. I don't watch anime or its derivatives. But if you want me to criticize it... *NM* - 28/06/2017 03:23:01 AM 346 Views
Perhaps you should watch it - 28/06/2017 03:29:59 AM 465 Views

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