Journal: Entry for Lord Gaidin
Before I came to college I was so much more at peace with my lack of companionship. Now all I do is sit around and dream up Prince Charmings to come and sweep me off my feet. It was so much easier to be single as a virgin, because I didn't know how truly great sex was. And its not even so much the sex as all the stuff that goes along with it. The cuddling is my favorite part really. I love the feeling of being held; especially the feeling of being pulled in closer and tighter. It's really the best in the world. And really finding a man is not the issue here, the issue here is KEEPING him.
Grrrrr... I was having such a great holiday until I was informed via Facebook that this emotionally stunted jackass I spent weeks trying to bag(he's really not that cute, I was pursuing him as a horny opportunist) is now "in a relationship." I hate when my archenemies win, though I don't count this as a total loss, more like due to laxity on my part this idiot was able to score a goal. We'll see if he remains in the lead for long.
Grrrrr... I was having such a great holiday until I was informed via Facebook that this emotionally stunted jackass I spent weeks trying to bag(he's really not that cute, I was pursuing him as a horny opportunist) is now "in a relationship." I hate when my archenemies win, though I don't count this as a total loss, more like due to laxity on my part this idiot was able to score a goal. We'll see if he remains in the lead for long.
Har! XD
I love your signature.
Thanks!
I can't truly take credit for it though, my friend Troy actually came up with that little gem.