Journal: Entry for Ruby

i mean, they say addicts have to hit rock bottom. I am not an addict per se, i am just literally at my rock bottom. The urge to chain smoke a haze is slightly enticing , ok i smoke. but really, if it's the worst sin i commit? i can still laugh that's a plus right? two jokes that kill me.
what are the 2 sexiest farm animals? brown chicken, brown cow.

and it i guess the second isn't so much a joke...
it's so frack'n cold i think i just farted a snowflake.
i guess tomorrow is a new day, fresh start. chance to change the world again.