I liked the following the most...
ROFL
Having hearing problems, I use this on a daily basis! Sometimes, I pretend that I thought the person was talking to someone else in the room.
I can even feel my face getting red/hot.
Like today.
My 4 yr old saw me starting to get mad at him and told me, "don't freak out, Mom. Take a deep breath. You're going to be ok."
Thanks again!
1. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
2. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me. (LD: This is so freakin true!)
7. Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
9. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it.
10. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.
ROFL
12. I would rather hurt myself and try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
15. LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't understand what they said?
Having hearing problems, I use this on a daily basis! Sometimes, I pretend that I thought the person was talking to someone else in the room.
25. Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!
26. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
27. Why is it that during an icebreaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from; this shouldn't be a problem....
I can even feel my face getting red/hot.
28. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
Like today.
32. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
37. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
Yeeeeees!39. My 4year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that? (LD: Get your monkey butler to clean up the mess?)
My 4 yr old saw me starting to get mad at him and told me, "don't freak out, Mom. Take a deep breath. You're going to be ok."
42. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
Thanks again!
*MySmiley*
I believe all news and research that supports my opinion, and dismiss the rest as conspiracy and lies.
I believe all news and research that supports my opinion, and dismiss the rest as conspiracy and lies.
/Humor: Random Thoughts
- 04/09/2009 07:09:35 PM
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Those are all completely awesomely true and hilarious facts of life. *NM*
- 04/09/2009 07:25:15 PM
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Re: /Humor: Random Thoughts
- 04/09/2009 07:33:03 PM
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