Little bored, hope this survey amuses. If not you know where to send complaints 
I'm bored, too - trying to kill some time, so why not?
Do you find it ironic that we place safety labels on devices that are often so blatantly obvious that presumably only the illiterate, who can not read them, would actually benefit from that warning?
Yeah, it's CYA but there are a lot of things you can't account for on behalf of the user.
Are there any warning labels you can think of that would be even more wasted, e.g. Replacing 'In God we trust' on pennies with 'Warning: Do not insert into electrical outlet'.
Warning: If you cannot read, do not use this product.
Have you ever messed around with something trying to get it to work, then realized it wasn't plugged in?
Yeah, a few times.
Was the object in question a penny?
Nope.
Have you ever been looking for your keys, checked your pockets like a dozen times, then actually found they were in your pocket?
Yeah...
Alternatively, for the visually impaired, have you ever tried to find your glasses then realized you were wearing them?
Maybe once, but I was dazed so I don't really remember that too well.
Have you ever taken a Rorschach Test?
Not really.
If yes, did you wonder why they kept showing you pictures of you murdering your parents and torching down your house?
What is your favorite oxymoron?
Gosh I have some good ones, but can't think of them right now. Maybe I'll post again when they strike me.
Did you know that Oxymoron is itself an oxymoron?
No.
Have you ever been on top of a very high structure and felt the need to spit off the side?
No.
If yes, did you do so?
Did you ever hope Wile E. Coyote would just one time catch the Road Runner... then brutally eviscerate him?
Absolutely! That RR was annoying.
What about Tom & Jerry?
Same thing. After a while Jerry became an arsehole.
What is your favorite Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor?
Vanilla. Or anything with chocolate
Do you find it ironic that we use the word Onomatopoeia to describe words which are not only phonetically spelled in pronunciation but basically in meaning as well?
Not really.
What is your favorite comic book or cartoon Onomatopoeia?
Kablooie??
Did you just look up Onomatopoeia? (Be honest)
No...
Are you lying?
No.
Do you believe that Pink Flamingos can effect the weather?
Yeah! Wait, is this referring to the same thing as a butterfly flapping its wings?
Which would you rather _____ ___, Paris or Las Vegas?
I don't understand.
Did you just mentally insert 'travel to' or 'blow up' in the question above?
Neither, actually.
Random Gibberish
- 13/02/2010 10:01:50 PM
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Re: Random Gibberish
- 13/02/2010 11:33:06 PM
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Gibber Jabber
- 14/02/2010 02:33:21 AM
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I did not want tot own up to the F*ck in> so I lied and said get drunk.
- 14/02/2010 03:08:41 PM
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I manage to pronounce "gibberish" wrong all the time.
- 14/02/2010 03:48:46 PM
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there's pistachio ben and jerry's? *NM*
- 14/02/2010 04:22:52 PM
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