Little bored, hope this survey amuses. If not you know where to send complaints


Do you find it ironic that we place safety labels on devices that are often so blatantly obvious that presumably only the illiterate, who can not read them, would actually benefit from that warning?

Are there any warning labels you can think of that would be even more wasted, e.g. Replacing 'In God we trust' on pennies with 'Warning: Do not insert into electrical outlet'.

Have you ever messed around with something trying to get it to work, then realized it wasn't plugged in?

Was the object in question a penny?

Have you ever been looking for your keys, checked your pockets like a dozen times, then actually found they were in your pocket?

Alternatively, for the visually impaired, have you ever tried to find your glasses then realized you were wearing them?

Have you ever taken a Rorschach Test?

If yes, did you wonder why they kept showing you pictures of you murdering your parents and torching down your house?

What is your favorite oxymoron?

Did you know that Oxymoron is itself an oxymoron?

Have you ever been on top of a very high structure and felt the need to spit off the side?

If yes, did you do so?

Did you ever hope Wile E. Coyote would just one time catch the Road Runner... then brutally eviscerate him?

What about Tom & Jerry?

What is your favorite Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor?

Do you find it ironic that we use the word Onomatopoeia to describe words which are not only phonetically spelled in pronunciation but basically in meaning as well?

What is your favorite comic book or cartoon Onomatopoeia?

Did you just look up Onomatopoeia? (Be honest)

Are you lying?

Do you believe that Pink Flamingos can effect the weather?

Which would you rather _____ ___, Paris or Las Vegas?

Did you just mentally insert 'travel to' or 'blow up' in the question above?