Well these are easy... - Edit 1
Before modification by Michael at 19/01/2010 10:31:52 PM
1. Be someone short whose last name is Short?
Or
Be someone obese whose last name is Skinny?
2. Take money out of the collection basket at church?
OR
Park in the handicapped spot right in front of a man with a wheelchair?
Or
Be someone obese whose last name is Skinny?
2. Take money out of the collection basket at church?
OR
Park in the handicapped spot right in front of a man with a wheelchair?
1. B - It's all about the irony
2. I'd take money out hte collection, but I's put something in first and claim I was taking my change.