1. Be someone short whose last name is Short?
Or
Be someone obese whose last name is Skinny?
Or
Be someone obese whose last name is Skinny?
The latter. It's just funny.
2. Take money out of the collection basket at church?
OR
Park in the handicapped spot right in front of a man with a wheelchair?
OR
Park in the handicapped spot right in front of a man with a wheelchair?
The first. God's got millions of followers and all the love he could possibly want. He's not going to miss a couple bucks from the collection tin.
That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find
a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any.
You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking,
somebody'll sneak up and write "F*ck you" right under your nose.
~ J. D. Salinger
a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any.
You may think there is, but once you get there, when you're not looking,
somebody'll sneak up and write "F*ck you" right under your nose.
~ J. D. Salinger
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