You'll just have to watch the video for this astounding nugget of Pat Robertson gold. 
The best is the CYA (cover your ass) attempt he later made:
THE BOROWITZ REPORT - Just hours after saying that God was punishing Haiti for making a "pact with the Devil," televangelist Pat Robertson retracted the statement, telling TV viewers, "Haiti? I thought they said 'Hades.'"
Rev. Robertson said that he had heard the report of the earthquake on the radio and had misinterpreted its location: "For the life of me, I thought God was punishing Hades, which does in fact have a pact with the Devil."
Apologizing for his "goof," the televangelist told his TV audience, "Golly - people must've thought I was being an insensitive asshole."
Pat! You've heard of video cameras and other recording devices right? Even of you really thought Hades and not Haiti was said, when did Hades kick the French out? His CYA is even more insane than his original statement! ROFLMAO!
The best is the CYA (cover your ass) attempt he later made:
THE BOROWITZ REPORT - Just hours after saying that God was punishing Haiti for making a "pact with the Devil," televangelist Pat Robertson retracted the statement, telling TV viewers, "Haiti? I thought they said 'Hades.'"
Rev. Robertson said that he had heard the report of the earthquake on the radio and had misinterpreted its location: "For the life of me, I thought God was punishing Hades, which does in fact have a pact with the Devil."
Apologizing for his "goof," the televangelist told his TV audience, "Golly - people must've thought I was being an insensitive asshole."
Pat! You've heard of video cameras and other recording devices right? Even of you really thought Hades and not Haiti was said, when did Hades kick the French out? His CYA is even more insane than his original statement! ROFLMAO!
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Indeed, I marry them in their unlawful bed, with an open heart I affirm the true right of any man and woman to their dark slobbering nights which are rare enough, and against which too many laws conspire.
Pat Robertson weighs in on Haiti. "They made a pact with the Devil."
- 14/01/2010 03:30:04 AM
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He said golly? *NM*
- 14/01/2010 04:32:04 AM
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I'm pretty sure that that CYA is a parody, not an actual quote *NM*
- 14/01/2010 07:51:24 AM
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I first read Robert Pattison 
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- 14/01/2010 08:34:09 AM
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- 14/01/2010 08:34:09 AM
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