We've said it over and over, and really this must be both the best time and the worst time ever to have a birthday. How many lazies club two gifts in one, huh?
Anyway, Jake, you are all that much older today, and in view of this I gift you:
a. A walking stick, gold-plated
b. A buzzer for whenever you get email
c. Party hats that fit you and your kids and your wife and your bats
d. A chocolate factory
e. Naked girls in a cake. With wings!
f. And, obviously, this list. Lists are awesome.
I ought to be talking about how wonderful you are, but everyone already knows you're smart and funny and sensible and cool and awesome. So from now on, we'll keep it a secret, and talk about your dark and distant past of robbing banks and killing dragons recklessly without wearing a helmet. Shame!
<hugs> Happy Birthday, Jake, and hopefully many, many, many more!
Anyway, Jake, you are all that much older today, and in view of this I gift you:
a. A walking stick, gold-plated
b. A buzzer for whenever you get email
c. Party hats that fit you and your kids and your wife and your bats
d. A chocolate factory
e. Naked girls in a cake. With wings!
f. And, obviously, this list. Lists are awesome.
I ought to be talking about how wonderful you are, but everyone already knows you're smart and funny and sensible and cool and awesome. So from now on, we'll keep it a secret, and talk about your dark and distant past of robbing banks and killing dragons recklessly without wearing a helmet. Shame!
<hugs> Happy Birthday, Jake, and hopefully many, many, many more!
Kuke.
Happy Birthday, Jacob!
24/12/2009 01:18:24 PM
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HB! *NM*
24/12/2009 02:58:40 PM
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Nice list. Happy Birthday, Jakester! (I call you that, right?) *NM*
24/12/2009 03:35:54 PM
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Why does the cake have wings?
24/12/2009 08:39:25 PM
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