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where's the ice cream? damookster Send a noteboard - 19/12/2009 04:10:42 PM
1. Is smoking marijuana really worse for your mental health than being shipped off to shoot at Arabs?


possibly, but at least marijuana doesn't shoot back

2. If you had to choose, would you rather 1) piss yourself on the bus or 2) tell your mom you're gay?


since my mom has been dead for almost 20 years, I'll choose option 2

3. Wait a minute, wait a minute. . . who shot at Reagan?, I forget.


Hinckley, wasn't it?

4. You had an affair?, and now she's trying to kill us? How could you?!


my bad?

5. Will you be staying with us for business or pleasure?


depends. is it a pleasure doing business with you, or a business doing pleasure?

6. Jesus Christ, my family wants me & my brother to do Christmas Eve, and we're like. . how the fuck do you cook a turkey?!


in the oven, of course. and please, just call me Mook

7. Where do you get a turkey?


at any singles bar

8. What goes with turkey?, like. . . potatoes and uh. . . What?


reisling. lots of it.

9. What does turkey taste like?, is it kinda like chicken?


isn't everything?

10. Since my family tend to get excessively drunk at Christmas, my brother and I were thinking. . . maybe we'd get away with just serving booze, potato chips and dip. But what kind of dip says "CHRISTMAS"?


poinsettia hummus
Mook

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where's the ice cream? damookster - 19/12/2009 04:10:42 PM 536 Views
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