Monkeys. Ice cream. Steve Hughes. Those twirly things on strippers' breasts. - Edit 1
Before modification by Rinoa at 19/12/2009 12:51:20 PM
1. Is smoking marijuana really worse for your mental health than being shipped off to shoot at Arabs?
2. If you had to choose, would you rather 1) piss yourself on the bus or 2) tell your mom you're gay?
3. Wait a minute, wait a minute. . . who shot at Reagan?, I forget.
4. You had an affair?, and now she's trying to kill us? How could you?!
5. Will you be staying with us for business or pleasure?
6. Jesus Christ, my family wants me & my brother to do Christmas Eve, and we're like. . how the fuck do you cook a turkey?!
7. Where do you get a turkey?
8. What goes with turkey?, like. . . potatoes and uh. . . What?
9. What does turkey taste like?, is it kinda like chicken?
10. Since my family tends to get excessively drunk at Christmas, my brother and I were thinking. . . maybe we'd get away with just serving booze, potato chips and dip. But what kind of dip says "CHRISTMAS"?
2. If you had to choose, would you rather 1) piss yourself on the bus or 2) tell your mom you're gay?
3. Wait a minute, wait a minute. . . who shot at Reagan?, I forget.
4. You had an affair?, and now she's trying to kill us? How could you?!
5. Will you be staying with us for business or pleasure?
6. Jesus Christ, my family wants me & my brother to do Christmas Eve, and we're like. . how the fuck do you cook a turkey?!
7. Where do you get a turkey?
8. What goes with turkey?, like. . . potatoes and uh. . . What?
9. What does turkey taste like?, is it kinda like chicken?
10. Since my family tends to get excessively drunk at Christmas, my brother and I were thinking. . . maybe we'd get away with just serving booze, potato chips and dip. But what kind of dip says "CHRISTMAS"?