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I switched October with Maphtis ironclad Send a noteboard - 16/12/2009 03:07:01 PM
I am really very glad you crossed out the best. You can now cross out the friend, too. I can't believe you are offering me up on here!! I am going to kill you. And I'm going to do it before you go traipsing off to England so that you won't have to worry about your fossilized genitals. See how nice I am?
Also, for the record, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. And I am great in bed.
So there.

sam


Now tell us about her in her natural habitat.


You haven't been to see her in the nursing home? Wasn't it your turn to rub her bedsores the first week of October? No wonder the staffers complained about her being so cranky the following week. We set up rotations for a reason.


He said he'd be okay with some nice autumn walks with her while I was hoping January snow would prevent me from getting there in the first place. We'll have to see how that goes.
*MySmiley*

You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
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I have found a girl for Jonte. nossy - 15/12/2009 03:57:23 PM 888 Views
I never really bought into this "two people have to be similar to date" idea ironclad - 15/12/2009 04:01:20 PM 518 Views
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let's not psychoanalyze the funny post, jensifer. *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 04:17:38 PM 308 Views
Oh, a match made in heaven!!! Sophy - 15/12/2009 04:04:04 PM 544 Views
lol, I was going to tell you that you typoed "heaven" for "the burning fires of hell." *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 04:18:19 PM 306 Views
Women are evil, Jonte. Turn gay. The Shrike - 15/12/2009 04:05:55 PM 586 Views
um nossy - 15/12/2009 04:28:40 PM 530 Views
I'll consider it. jh - 15/12/2009 04:45:22 PM 509 Views
tis true Gena - 15/12/2009 09:09:06 PM 553 Views
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Yes, but he's from Halland, so that doesnt put him beyond bestiality. Sophy - 15/12/2009 04:25:10 PM 660 Views
What's wrong with people from Halland? *NM* Linda - 15/12/2009 04:53:32 PM 370 Views
Jonte is from Halland? *NM* snoopcester - 15/12/2009 04:55:36 PM 323 Views
There is totally nothing wrong with people from here. jh - 15/12/2009 05:05:54 PM 497 Views
don't blame Halland for it! Linda - 15/12/2009 05:07:43 PM 605 Views
I knew you were a good person. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 05:08:39 PM 273 Views
Oh, I don't! Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:07:13 PM 516 Views
If you are saying what I think you are saying, then I don't think what you said means what you think snoopcester - 16/12/2009 09:49:38 AM 511 Views
Whoops! Now I see it! Sophy - 16/12/2009 03:07:13 PM 508 Views
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Holland? ironclad - 15/12/2009 08:19:20 PM 507 Views
Nice try, lithuanian. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 08:24:53 PM 290 Views
You can't blame him, with the World Cup coming up and all... *NM* Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:26:12 PM 320 Views
If so, I'd choose a good team... jh - 15/12/2009 08:35:42 PM 548 Views
We'll see about that when the tournament starts. *NM* Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:41:21 PM 308 Views
Yes, you are correct. jh - 15/12/2009 08:47:04 PM 511 Views
At least they stand a chance of getting there, yes? Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:55:19 PM 492 Views
unlike belgium? jh - 15/12/2009 09:57:44 PM 533 Views
Your taste is dreadful, it would appear. Legolas - 15/12/2009 10:13:33 PM 495 Views
*NM* ironclad - 15/12/2009 08:47:59 PM 303 Views
? nossy - 15/12/2009 04:27:48 PM 538 Views
I like her already. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 04:43:07 PM 290 Views
Fossilized genitals... much less useful on a girl. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/12/2009 06:47:02 PM 311 Views
are they useful on a man? *NM* Gena - 15/12/2009 09:01:22 PM 310 Views
Do we really have to do into detail here? nossy - 15/12/2009 09:03:44 PM 524 Views
*points at Jack* Gena - 15/12/2009 09:05:03 PM 511 Views
Prude! ironclad - 15/12/2009 09:11:34 PM 646 Views
I have a feeling she was anti-naughty there, but hey. nossy - 15/12/2009 09:22:34 PM 540 Views
I'm thinking petrified wood. What are you thinking? *NM* TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 01:02:08 AM 322 Views
Is that what happens when you think about moley nuns at the wrong time? *NM* nossy - 16/12/2009 03:57:20 AM 317 Views
Moley? TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 04:44:23 AM 541 Views
something tells me mapthis has been hacking into your system. *NM* nossy - 17/12/2009 01:43:30 AM 323 Views
Well a man wouldnt have much use of them either. Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:16:05 PM 505 Views
You know much about this.... *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 10:18:40 PM 313 Views
My best friend is in love with a Danish bogbody. Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:23:14 PM 516 Views
What if you trapped it in amber? TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 01:03:34 AM 478 Views
By the way, I forgot to ask... jh - 15/12/2009 09:58:45 PM 519 Views
I have no idea. But I will tell her someone is asking very important questions. *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 10:05:36 PM 283 Views
Yes. You totally should... "by the way, best friend, I totally tried to sell you on the... jh - 15/12/2009 10:25:18 PM 476 Views
You are looking for a she-Jonte? *NM* Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:10:31 PM 294 Views
But.... Elaine - 15/12/2009 11:05:12 PM 543 Views
Oh, go reproduce or something. jh - 15/12/2009 11:25:13 PM 494 Views
Poor Jonte Elaine - 16/12/2009 12:01:42 AM 544 Views
Sam I am. Sam I Am - 16/12/2009 12:11:35 AM 504 Views
Ew.. nossy - 16/12/2009 12:42:59 AM 493 Views
Re: Ew.. Sam I Am - 16/12/2009 12:43:52 AM 513 Views
Puh-lease woman nossy - 16/12/2009 03:54:53 AM 493 Views
Welcome to the place where Nossy is ki...erm, I mean queen. ironclad - 16/12/2009 08:33:04 AM 454 Views
But jens... jh - 16/12/2009 08:55:19 AM 533 Views
Re: Welcome to the place where Nossy is ki...erm, I mean queen. TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 03:00:08 PM 477 Views
I switched October with Maphtis ironclad - 16/12/2009 03:07:01 PM 502 Views
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