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But jens... jh Send a noteboard - 16/12/2009 08:55:19 AM
I am really very glad you crossed out the best. You can now cross out the friend, too. I can't believe you are offering me up on here!! I am going to kill you. And I'm going to do it before you go traipsing off to England so that you won't have to worry about your fossilized genitals. See how nice I am?
Also, for the record, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. And I am great in bed.
So there.

sam


Now tell us about her in her natural habitat.


Her natural habitat was removed years ago when someone put a planet there!
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world" - Calvin.
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I have found a girl for Jonte. nossy - 15/12/2009 03:57:23 PM 960 Views
I never really bought into this "two people have to be similar to date" idea ironclad - 15/12/2009 04:01:20 PM 581 Views
He is not old!! He is only 3 months older than I am. Bitch!! The Shrike - 15/12/2009 04:05:14 PM 677 Views
Look, I believe jens is even older than nossy, so no worries there... jh - 15/12/2009 04:44:12 PM 609 Views
Lies! ironclad - 15/12/2009 08:18:42 PM 626 Views
! Gena - 15/12/2009 09:09:46 PM 617 Views
*NM* snoopcester - 15/12/2009 09:18:48 PM 214 Views
That would be scary! Sophy - 15/12/2009 04:05:54 PM 584 Views
let's not psychoanalyze the funny post, jensifer. *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 04:17:38 PM 331 Views
Oh, a match made in heaven!!! Sophy - 15/12/2009 04:04:04 PM 610 Views
lol, I was going to tell you that you typoed "heaven" for "the burning fires of hell." *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 04:18:19 PM 323 Views
Women are evil, Jonte. Turn gay. The Shrike - 15/12/2009 04:05:55 PM 650 Views
um nossy - 15/12/2009 04:28:40 PM 606 Views
I'll consider it. jh - 15/12/2009 04:45:22 PM 569 Views
tis true Gena - 15/12/2009 09:09:06 PM 625 Views
snoopcester - 15/12/2009 04:19:57 PM 595 Views
Yes, but he's from Halland, so that doesnt put him beyond bestiality. Sophy - 15/12/2009 04:25:10 PM 731 Views
What's wrong with people from Halland? *NM* Linda - 15/12/2009 04:53:32 PM 396 Views
Jonte is from Halland? *NM* snoopcester - 15/12/2009 04:55:36 PM 345 Views
There is totally nothing wrong with people from here. jh - 15/12/2009 05:05:54 PM 573 Views
don't blame Halland for it! Linda - 15/12/2009 05:07:43 PM 670 Views
I knew you were a good person. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 05:08:39 PM 295 Views
Oh, I don't! Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:07:13 PM 596 Views
If you are saying what I think you are saying, then I don't think what you said means what you think snoopcester - 16/12/2009 09:49:38 AM 569 Views
Whoops! Now I see it! Sophy - 16/12/2009 03:07:13 PM 590 Views
snoopcester - 16/12/2009 03:10:54 PM 591 Views
Holland? ironclad - 15/12/2009 08:19:20 PM 582 Views
Nice try, lithuanian. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 08:24:53 PM 317 Views
You can't blame him, with the World Cup coming up and all... *NM* Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:26:12 PM 335 Views
If so, I'd choose a good team... jh - 15/12/2009 08:35:42 PM 611 Views
We'll see about that when the tournament starts. *NM* Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:41:21 PM 337 Views
Yes, you are correct. jh - 15/12/2009 08:47:04 PM 577 Views
At least they stand a chance of getting there, yes? Legolas - 15/12/2009 08:55:19 PM 531 Views
unlike belgium? jh - 15/12/2009 09:57:44 PM 602 Views
Your taste is dreadful, it would appear. Legolas - 15/12/2009 10:13:33 PM 557 Views
*NM* ironclad - 15/12/2009 08:47:59 PM 333 Views
? nossy - 15/12/2009 04:27:48 PM 617 Views
I like her already. *NM* jh - 15/12/2009 04:43:07 PM 312 Views
Fossilized genitals... much less useful on a girl. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/12/2009 06:47:02 PM 336 Views
are they useful on a man? *NM* Gena - 15/12/2009 09:01:22 PM 338 Views
Do we really have to do into detail here? nossy - 15/12/2009 09:03:44 PM 600 Views
*points at Jack* Gena - 15/12/2009 09:05:03 PM 568 Views
Prude! ironclad - 15/12/2009 09:11:34 PM 711 Views
I have a feeling she was anti-naughty there, but hey. nossy - 15/12/2009 09:22:34 PM 604 Views
I'm thinking petrified wood. What are you thinking? *NM* TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 01:02:08 AM 350 Views
Is that what happens when you think about moley nuns at the wrong time? *NM* nossy - 16/12/2009 03:57:20 AM 344 Views
Moley? TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 04:44:23 AM 603 Views
something tells me mapthis has been hacking into your system. *NM* nossy - 17/12/2009 01:43:30 AM 346 Views
Well a man wouldnt have much use of them either. Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:16:05 PM 571 Views
You know much about this.... *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 10:18:40 PM 337 Views
My best friend is in love with a Danish bogbody. Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:23:14 PM 611 Views
What if you trapped it in amber? TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 01:03:34 AM 542 Views
By the way, I forgot to ask... jh - 15/12/2009 09:58:45 PM 583 Views
I have no idea. But I will tell her someone is asking very important questions. *NM* nossy - 15/12/2009 10:05:36 PM 309 Views
Yes. You totally should... "by the way, best friend, I totally tried to sell you on the... jh - 15/12/2009 10:25:18 PM 550 Views
You are looking for a she-Jonte? *NM* Sophy - 15/12/2009 10:10:31 PM 317 Views
But.... Elaine - 15/12/2009 11:05:12 PM 613 Views
Oh, go reproduce or something. jh - 15/12/2009 11:25:13 PM 556 Views
Poor Jonte Elaine - 16/12/2009 12:01:42 AM 616 Views
Sam I am. Sam I Am - 16/12/2009 12:11:35 AM 567 Views
Ew.. nossy - 16/12/2009 12:42:59 AM 559 Views
Re: Ew.. Sam I Am - 16/12/2009 12:43:52 AM 585 Views
Puh-lease woman nossy - 16/12/2009 03:54:53 AM 558 Views
Welcome to the place where Nossy is ki...erm, I mean queen. ironclad - 16/12/2009 08:33:04 AM 518 Views
But jens... jh - 16/12/2009 08:55:19 AM 595 Views
Re: Welcome to the place where Nossy is ki...erm, I mean queen. TaskmasterJack - 16/12/2009 03:00:08 PM 540 Views
I switched October with Maphtis ironclad - 16/12/2009 03:07:01 PM 570 Views
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