An infectious organism walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims, "We don't serve infectious organisms in here." The organism complains, "Well, you're not a very good host."
Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender tells them, "We don't serve bacteria in here." The bacteria reply, "But we work here! We're staph!"
An infrared photon walks into a bar and asks, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
A neutrino walks into a bar and says, "Don't mind me, I'm just passing through..."
A room-temperature superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve any superconductors in here." So the superconductor leaves, without putting up any resistance.
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar-and doesn't.
Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender tells them, "We don't serve bacteria in here." The bacteria reply, "But we work here! We're staph!"
An infrared photon walks into a bar and asks, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
A neutrino walks into a bar and says, "Don't mind me, I'm just passing through..."
A room-temperature superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve any superconductors in here." So the superconductor leaves, without putting up any resistance.
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar-and doesn't.
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nerd bar jokes
02/12/2009 04:15:55 AM
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wanted, |dead>, |alive> or 1/sqrt(2)(|dead> + |alive>: Schroedinger's cat
02/12/2009 03:33:13 PM
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You know... farmers in the geneva area has created a new swiss cheese...
02/12/2009 05:13:39 PM
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I like the "staph" one! *NM*
03/12/2009 04:34:53 AM
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How they all pretend to know physics and get them all! XD *NM*
03/12/2009 08:07:37 PM
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