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Yay for neutrinos *NM* Floffe Send a noteboard - 02/12/2009 08:14:08 AM
An infectious organism walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims, "We don't serve infectious organisms in here." The organism complains, "Well, you're not a very good host."

Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender tells them, "We don't serve bacteria in here." The bacteria reply, "But we work here! We're staph!"

An infrared photon walks into a bar and asks, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

A neutrino walks into a bar and says, "Don't mind me, I'm just passing through..."

A room-temperature superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve any superconductors in here." So the superconductor leaves, without putting up any resistance.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar-and doesn't.
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Heh, I like the last one the best. *NM* Craig - 02/12/2009 04:21:02 AM 235 Views
me too *NM* LadyLorraine - 02/12/2009 04:31:08 AM 143 Views
Gher - 02/12/2009 05:21:35 AM 426 Views
Yay for neutrinos *NM* Floffe - 02/12/2009 08:14:08 AM 240 Views
I laugh. Great Lord of Chaos - 02/12/2009 09:53:37 AM 466 Views
Good ones, mook. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 02/12/2009 01:48:41 PM 227 Views
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wanted, |dead>, |alive> or 1/sqrt(2)(|dead> + |alive>: Schroedinger's cat cabbage - 02/12/2009 03:33:13 PM 487 Views
woha, nice Dirac representation AgentOrange - 02/12/2009 04:23:55 PM 479 Views
But, but. . . . I thought that's what we were going for. *NM* cabbage - 02/12/2009 06:24:29 PM 217 Views
Funny. *NM* Avendesora - 02/12/2009 04:31:09 PM 329 Views
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I agree with Craig, the last one was the best. *NM* Hobo - 02/12/2009 05:26:47 PM 244 Views
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How did I miss this? nossy - 02/12/2009 11:38:49 PM 420 Views
I like the "staph" one! *NM* b.alicia - 03/12/2009 04:34:53 AM 281 Views
A man walks into h-bar. *NM* jh - 03/12/2009 08:03:49 PM 214 Views
How they all pretend to know physics and get them all! XD *NM* ironclad - 03/12/2009 08:07:37 PM 216 Views
Meh. I am trying very hard not to point out inaccuracies. *NM* jh - 03/12/2009 08:39:42 PM 210 Views
Superconductors! Floffe - 03/12/2009 09:26:11 PM 403 Views
So a reindeer walks into a... ironclad - 03/12/2009 09:02:25 PM 394 Views
So did you know that. . . cabbage - 03/12/2009 09:49:58 PM 431 Views
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