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There once was a Derkin for shirkin' rAndy aL Send a noteboard - 21/11/2009 03:29:32 AM
Addicted to jerkin' his gherkin
His wife said "Now Derkin,
"By jerkin' your gherkin,
"You're shirkin' your furkin', you bastard!"

Now to stop lurkin' and get back to workin'...
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your puns make me sad. LadyLorraine - 18/11/2009 11:27:54 PM 547 Views
Aww - they were supposed to make you smile - I fail :-( SilverWarder - 18/11/2009 11:32:11 PM 538 Views
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There is a website you should go to... MightyYT - 18/11/2009 11:44:05 PM 663 Views
that's awesome Mats Gambling Buddy - 19/11/2009 12:03:34 AM 569 Views
I had a boss once who tried to fire me for just going to that website... MightyYT - 19/11/2009 12:20:42 AM 584 Views
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Finally, something I can get behind. TaskmasterJack - 18/11/2009 11:52:30 PM 517 Views
A topic I can immerse myself in! *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 19/11/2009 12:00:10 AM 275 Views
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aww your women shall miss out. LadyLorraine - 19/11/2009 12:56:38 AM 656 Views
It has been rubbed in my face over and over... *NM* MightyYT - 19/11/2009 12:22:37 AM 299 Views
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