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Blueberries! grogg0316 Send a noteboard - 12/11/2009 11:30:57 PM
Run across a large vacant field containing 1,000 angry rattlesnakes
-OR-
three land mines?


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Bite the curb and get kicked in the back of the head
-OR-
get a paper cut on your eyeball?


...


Chew shards of broken glass
-OR-
sit on a lighted barbecue grill?


(I should clarify that I did not make these up. It's an actual game. I'm thinking of quizzing you frequently.)


I'll take the land mines since 1) there's only three in the field, 2) I can take my time going across the field and find/avoid them and 3) many anti-personnel operate that the first person to step on the mine triggers it but the second person is the one that causes it to detonate.

I'm not sure which I'd take for the injuries. I want to say that I'd take the paper cut but my mind's image of my eyeball is that it is basically a wet napkin and that if I blink too hard it will get destroyed. So I guess the kick to the head.

Definitely take the light barbecue grill. At least I'll have a nice rump to insulate my important bits and I can always turn down the gas, assuming its propane, when no one is looking. And if its charcoal, then those suckers won't be hot for a long time, but still lit.
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A paper cut on my eyeball?! Holy crap! Where'd that come from? - 12/11/2009 05:57:35 PM 485 Views
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I can concede - 13/11/2009 03:29:41 PM 525 Views
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Land mines, kick, BBQ *NM* - 12/11/2009 08:49:36 PM 252 Views
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good stuff - 12/11/2009 11:53:43 PM 562 Views
I don't think you understand what a curbstomp is... - 13/11/2009 03:49:57 AM 794 Views
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Re: Would you rather...? - 13/11/2009 07:23:31 AM 644 Views
Not do any of those? - 13/11/2009 10:26:45 AM 469 Views
interesting sig. Nanny ? - 17/11/2009 11:50:58 AM 543 Views
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