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The Texas Hammer? LOL Mats Gambling Buddy Send a noteboard - 12/11/2009 07:23:16 PM
Here in Colorado Springs it's "Frank Azar, The Strong Arm". Growing up in SoCal, it was Larry H. Parker. He got that one guy 2.1 million!

Who is the cheesy attorney in your area and what's their catch phrase/slogan?

I remember seeing Frank Azar commercials all the time when I was growing up. That dude has been around forever!

Around these parts there's Jim Adler "the Texas Hammer" and...honestly I can't remember the name of the other ones, but there is one that has a CG lion in the commercials...and man oh man is it a bad CG lion. Damn thing cracks me up every time I see it.

Oh, and there's Wayne Wright "You deserve respect and justice, so we demand it!"

There are entirely too many very successful injury lawyers around here.
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Every city has that one terrible (but successful) ambulance chasing lawyer. Mats Gambling Buddy - 12/11/2009 05:33:22 PM 1065 Views
Keller and Keller nossy - 12/11/2009 05:43:36 PM 903 Views
LOL... that's a funny one. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 12/11/2009 07:21:41 PM 366 Views
God, those commercials were so awful. Spriteling - 12/11/2009 08:20:20 PM 843 Views
Yeah, but he reminds me of a zombie, so that's funny. nossy - 13/11/2009 03:04:36 PM 805 Views
I remember Keller and Keller. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 12/11/2009 08:21:46 PM 328 Views
Bart Durham. mapthis - 12/11/2009 05:48:22 PM 1038 Views
Dude. They went through all that? Mats Gambling Buddy - 12/11/2009 07:40:56 PM 842 Views
Ohhh memories.... Brian - 12/11/2009 05:50:54 PM 894 Views
The Texas Hammer? LOL Mats Gambling Buddy - 12/11/2009 07:23:16 PM 871 Views
Darryl Isaacs, the Heavy Hitter. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 12/11/2009 06:50:57 PM 365 Views
I bet he doesn't hit as hard as Terry Tate. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 12/11/2009 07:53:12 PM 362 Views
Possibly. He's built like a linebacker. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 12/11/2009 08:21:31 PM 359 Views
Ha! Ronald Benjamin. scalius - 12/11/2009 08:18:10 PM 815 Views
My favourite is a Bail Bonds company in Spartanburg, SC. Aviendha - 12/11/2009 09:07:38 PM 835 Views
Arthur Dibbins. Kuke - 12/11/2009 10:23:03 PM 834 Views
Sam Bernstein everynametaken - 13/11/2009 12:39:50 AM 846 Views
Sam Bernstein's kids.. @my - 13/11/2009 06:19:00 AM 849 Views
Lol! Yes, they are disturbing! One blind, two with lazy eye. I forgot that was Bernstein. everynametaken - 13/11/2009 06:17:29 PM 780 Views
Jim Adler, The Tough Smart Lawyer (Houston) *NM* Aisha - 13/11/2009 02:47:43 AM 375 Views
Actually, my guy is Frank Azar, The Strong Arm. unr3stricted - 13/11/2009 03:15:42 AM 1113 Views
But.... he'll fight for YOU! *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 13/11/2009 04:52:22 PM 353 Views
Actually, that's not true. *NM* jh - 13/11/2009 03:22:04 PM 382 Views
You don't have ambulance chasers in your corner of the world? *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 13/11/2009 04:12:01 PM 369 Views
We have a sane legal system, so nope Floffe - 13/11/2009 04:32:14 PM 849 Views
"Sane" and "legal system" in the same sentence? Mats Gambling Buddy - 13/11/2009 04:51:36 PM 812 Views
Ah, memories of Larry H. Parker. *NM* Palatine - 13/11/2009 06:57:52 PM 402 Views
Who's the guy that has William Shatner as his spokesperson? Delireus - 13/11/2009 11:43:27 PM 1063 Views
We have two... Geniac - 15/11/2009 06:19:28 PM 813 Views
Nary a one. Elaine - 16/11/2009 01:29:57 PM 822 Views
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