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You sick fuck - Edit 1

Before modification by ironclad at 12/11/2009 06:00:11 PM

Run across a large vacant field containing 1,000 angry rattlesnakes

-OR-

three land mines?


I hate the snakes, but I am faster than them, so I'd rather not get blown to pieces.

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Bite the curb and get kicked in the back of the head

-OR-

get a paper cut on your eyeball?

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Chew shards of broken glass

-OR-

sit on a lighted barbecue grill?


I still have a second eye but no second jaw. Bring it.

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