You sick fuck - Edit 1
Before modification by ironclad at 12/11/2009 06:00:11 PM
Run across a large vacant field containing 1,000 angry rattlesnakes
-OR-
three land mines?
I hate the snakes, but I am faster than them, so I'd rather not get blown to pieces.
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Bite the curb and get kicked in the back of the head
-OR-
get a paper cut on your eyeball?
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Chew shards of broken glass
-OR-
sit on a lighted barbecue grill?
I still have a second eye but no second jaw. Bring it.