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ok, that one lost me; guess i need to take more math classes *NM* imlad Send a noteboard - 01/11/2009 05:57:42 PM
But I am sure I have *some* friends at least.

I think.

Anyway:

A function and a constant are chatting around the (0,0) coordinates of a 2-dimensional plane, when from x=-inf a differentiator comes running towards them.
"I'm going to differentiate you away!!" it scream.
"Help, help, it's going to differentiate me away" screams the constant, and it runs away to x=+inf crying and yelling.
The function however, faces the differentiator like the cool dude he is.
"Why are you not running away?"
"It's because I'm e to the power x!"
"Hah! But I'm d/dy"


Sad isn't it?
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