I had a lady yell at me a few days ago when I asked her for her address. I was supposed to go to her house for an appointment, so I thought it was a little odd.

My weirdest moments are probably when people let their children touch all over me. I am not the child-friendliest person. They are ok, but I don't have any, and I only rarely have personal contact with any of them (occasional visits to my sister's). But at appointments, kids have played around my legs, used me as a middle-woman for a fight, randomly hugged me, sniffed me and even asked me if I was going to "make a baby." Gah, back off germy. The parents think it's funny rather than telling them they probably shouldn't use the designer for a jungle-gym.