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You could probably make a decent single film by going at the trilogy with a hatchet. Ghavrel Send a noteboard - 14/03/2017 02:14:10 AM

Tauriel is the first casualty, of course. I'd keep a great deal of the first film (the only decent one) and cut out all of the orcs. I'd take out the Super Evil Orc who is so boring I already forgot his name. The White Council bits of Desolation of Smaug can stay, as can Bilbo talking to Smauglock Holmes. I'm tempted to keep in a little bit of the gang being captured by the elves, because Thranduil being a victim of dragonfire, while non-canonical, is a relatively decent explanation of why he is such a raging asshole.

The barrel scene is out.

I'd keep maybe ten minutes of Battle of the Five Armies. I had never left a movie theater angry before watching that film; it is, to date, the first film that has been so bad as to actively upset me.

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Release date. Skip Hobbit completely. Horrible movies. *NM* nossy - 13/03/2017 08:10:58 PM 247 Views
You could probably make a decent single film by going at the trilogy with a hatchet. Ghavrel - 14/03/2017 02:14:10 AM 493 Views
Weirdly, Two Towers is the first movie I remember being pissed about. nossy - 14/03/2017 09:03:44 AM 467 Views
It would have helped if the dwarves had looked like dwarves random thoughts - 14/03/2017 12:19:20 PM 454 Views
No, it wouldn't have. nossy - 14/03/2017 03:23:46 PM 473 Views
I was being generous but it bother me that didn't look or act like dwarves random thoughts - 14/03/2017 08:22:46 PM 575 Views
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