you've got the former CEO who was so bad at her job that nobody has hired her for anything related to her past experience in over eight years....
the neurosurgeon who doesn't trust medical science when it comes to vaccines, and who actually argued that he stabbed someone as one of his positive points of his life story...
the real estate mogul who throws out xenophobic, sexist vitriol because he knows that's what the public is buying....
the Senator who doesn't show up for his job, lecturing everyone that people who don't do their jobs should be fired.....
the former governor who was supposed to be the smart Bush brother that can't even go one day without coming across as a moron....
and i'm not even gonna go into the shitty governor who thinks if he talks louder it means he's more important, the soon-to-be-former governor with a Master's degree in Biology who denies that evolution is real, the former governor who is only in it to get people to buy into his book deals, the soon-to-be-former Senator who "pals around" with white supremacists, and the rest of the also-rans.
i won't speculate on who gets the nomination but none of them is going to win more than about 180 electoral votes in the next election.
"That's the trouble with political jokes in this country... they get elected!" -- Dave Lippman