You have the same sort of saunas that they have in Russia, but cleaner. You have birch trees everywhere and it's cold as all Hell. The houses are built in a similar manner, but better and more well kept. Your streets are in good repair. You have a pretty Orthodox Cathedral (Uspensky) in the center of Helsinki that was never destroyed, ruined or defaced by communist scum, and near it you've got a wonderful statue to Tsar Alexander II. Many of the older buildings have a building style similar to that used in St. Petersburg. Everything is in immaculate condition and yet it looks a lot like Russia. So yeah, it looks like what Russia would look like if Germans ran it.
ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius
Ummaka qinnassa nīk!
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