Don't worry for me good sir.
Our squirrels are half-frozen at the moment, for one thing. Then I feed an army of loyal black-capped chickadees that can stop any squirrel from getting close to me(seriously, any squirrel nearing their feeder gets attacked by them. They may be tiny and weight 10 gr. wet, squirrels don't frighten them.). As long as I keep sunflower seeds in my pocket (that's like my bat signal, though it's more like a chick magnet), I'm quite safe from any murderous squirrel.
If that fails I can always seek asylum in Russia. It's everyone's fashionable plan B this year.