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We are married (to others) now; your various parts are no longer relevant to me. Joel Send a noteboard - 15/08/2013 06:28:32 PM

Fear not, my hard drives and caches are still regularly purged of all your correspondence contradicting that statement (except a few... creative jpegs retained for future blackmail; my cola consumption suggests a spare kidney might come in handy someday. )

View original postThe other part accidentally thought about joel sex, and is now traumatized.


View original postLol, ouch. No offense or anything.

Think of it this way: The Incredible Journey can take as much as the two days Lene had to wait once ready, so my soldiers hit the ground running like George Bush, immediately declaring, "Mission Accomplished," with NO exit strategy whatsoever. It always makes me kind of sad, but especially now: Thousands did everything right, survived the long arduous trip and reached the finish line—just a beat late, so they bashed their tiny heads against an impenetrable barrier until they ran out of energy and died. Their only mistake was not getting there FIRST; very American.

My wife would like it noted she did HER part, too. Clearly further experimentation is required to establish who was most essential.

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Part of me is going "Congrats!! " - 14/08/2013 09:23:30 PM 867 Views
We are married (to others) now; your various parts are no longer relevant to me. - 15/08/2013 06:28:32 PM 921 Views
congratulations! babies are totally awesome! *NM* - 15/08/2013 06:37:52 AM 407 Views
Thanks; I must take your word for that for now. - 15/08/2013 06:29:43 PM 747 Views
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At which point you will disown her and I will defile her! *NM* - 18/08/2013 12:36:15 AM 422 Views
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I was thinking of "Fifty Shades of Gray." - 20/08/2013 05:22:20 AM 878 Views
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Me neither, to be fair. - 22/08/2013 12:37:33 AM 845 Views
Hey that's awesome! Congrats! *NM* - 17/08/2013 03:13:22 AM 425 Views
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That's nice, congratulations. *NM* - 20/08/2013 12:49:15 AM 427 Views
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