I volunteer at the library on the weekends. This Saturday I was sitting at the desk when a man comes up and says that he's been waiting for the latest book in a series. Internally I'm thinking, "Aren't we all...", and then...

"Yeah, it's by Robert..."

...wait....

"...Robert Jordan..."

I smile and say, "Really? You don't say?" The man then proceeds to inform me about this series called Wheel of Time, while I'm chuckling to myself and weighing the odds of it being one of us playing a trick.

Anyways, I inform him that the next book isn't out yet and wrote down the URL to Read And Find Out for all of his future book needs