There are only five recognized holidays at the end of the year. They are, in roughly the order they usually appear:
1. Hanukkah
2. The Winter Solstice
3. Festivus
4. Christmas/Sol Invictus
5. New Year's Eve/New Year's Day
1. Hanukkah
2. The Winter Solstice
3. Festivus
4. Christmas/Sol Invictus
5. New Year's Eve/New Year's Day
Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.
ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius
Ummaka qinnassa nīk!
*MySmiley*
ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius
Ummaka qinnassa nīk!
*MySmiley*
This message last edited by Tom on 27/12/2012 at 08:05:50 PM
Well, ironically enough, we are having a White Kwanzaa!
27/12/2012 12:39:32 AM
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Quit making up holidays that don't exist. *NM*
27/12/2012 03:31:27 PM
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What are some other holidays that don't exist? *NM*
27/12/2012 07:29:46 PM
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Well, make up a name and you have made up a holiday.
27/12/2012 08:05:38 PM
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Wait, I thought Kwanzaa WAS Festivus.
28/12/2012 01:12:22 AM
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I would wager more people celebrate Festivus than celebrate Kwanzaa.
28/12/2012 01:30:38 AM
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Hmm.
28/12/2012 11:58:42 AM
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Seriously? Columbus Day?
28/12/2012 01:18:50 PM
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Columbus Day was only invented by Big Business to sell... um... what IS the Columbus Day gift?
28/12/2012 02:22:59 PM
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Smallpox. Share it with your American Indian friends. They'll give you syphilis in return.
28/12/2012 02:45:09 PM
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Amazingly none, except Tom's, and that's not viable with modern medicine... start a petition? *NM*
28/12/2012 03:02:41 PM
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Hey, both can still be given, though the former is more of a challenge than the latter.
28/12/2012 05:31:30 PM
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Apparently 'Globes' is the suggested gift, which makes sense but like smallpox is likely outdated *NM*
28/12/2012 03:14:28 PM
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Genocide Day would be a more appropriate name. Or Imperialism Day, I guess. *NM*
29/12/2012 12:54:06 AM
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Too many other Genocides or Imperial expansions, it would be Amerocentric to pick that as focus *NM*
29/12/2012 01:10:23 AM
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