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At least you weren't kidnapped for human organ donation *NM* Dark Knight Send a noteboard - 04/12/2012 03:41:51 PM
OK, so here are my high-lights from the last 2 months:

(1) St Christophers Hostel, Paris, 3am:

For no apparent reason, half the hostel suddenly decides to have a party in the corridor right outside my dorm room. I pull open the door to find out what the hells going on, a whole bunch of naked girls that were sitting with their backs to the door fall down backwards right at my feet. One of the Irish girls then jumps right into bed with the guy in the bunk below me.

(2) St Christophers Hostel, Paris (Again 1 week later), 5am

Three drunk Australian yobs burst into the room, switch on all the lights whilst everyone is sleeping (its 5am), pull all the curtains, start swearing and throwing stuff, and loudly announce that 'Australians are taking over this dorm room'. An American and his girl-friend sleeping in the dorm wake up and ask them to leave. The Australians go crazy, swearing and threatening to 'smash them'. The American and his girl-friend run screaming from the room, half naked, and are forced to wait in the corridor for the rest of the night. Now its just me and these 3 crazy yobos. They only leave me alone, because, and I quote the head yobos drunken logic; 'You're a New Zealander and we fought in the wars together'. Next morning, they are all thrown out.

(3) Oxford Central Backpackers, Oxford

The hostel is apparently situated right in the middle of

a zone consisting of the three major night-clubs in Oxford. I soon learn the reason why free ear-plugs were offered ; on Friday night all the walls in the hostel are literally shaking with the volume of the continuous 'boom box' of dance music concentrsted in a lethal 'triange of sound' and ensuring that no-one sleeps a wink. Horny, drunk students were all over the place. My surprise and amusement continued when one of the hostel staff (a hot girl who also worked at one of the aforementioned night clubs), decided to jump into bed with one of the guests.

(4) Caledonian Hostel, New Town, Edinburgh, Last night, 11pm

Ah peaceful, laid back Edinburgh, surely nothing so crazy can happen here? Wrong. I'm in a 4-bed dorm and its just me and a French girl. Peaceful, quiet... until... an American guy checks in late around 11pm. Him and this French girl really hit it off, because, for no apparent reason, the guy suddenly jumps into bed with her. OK, so I got over the shock of that fairly quickly because he checked out the next morning.

Fast forward to now. Its 3am and its just me and this French girl alone in the dorm again... she can't stop talking and shes now discussing the best places to have sex in a hostel. I'm trapped alone in the dorm with this girl, help!

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These hostels are insane.
Formerly Mat Bloody Cauthon on Wotmania, blessed be its name
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Crazy hostel experiences.... - 04/12/2012 03:43:10 AM 1094 Views
I usually had a quiet and pleasant time at them - 04/12/2012 07:52:54 AM 733 Views
These are minor occurences compared to my action-packed tales - 04/12/2012 10:36:46 AM 564 Views
At least you weren't kidnapped for human organ donation *NM* - 04/12/2012 03:41:51 PM 251 Views
they usually just leave you in a bathtub full of ice, i hear.... *NM* - 04/12/2012 05:36:33 PM 238 Views
Unless it's a full harvest.... *NM* - 04/12/2012 07:04:37 PM 255 Views
Nothing major. - 04/12/2012 05:56:20 PM 627 Views
Very tame indeed - 04/12/2012 07:02:09 PM 577 Views
Fairly often. - 04/12/2012 08:13:45 PM 545 Views
Re: Crazy hostel experiences.... - 04/12/2012 07:20:33 PM 658 Views
Sorry about that. I was a little high at the time *NM* - 04/12/2012 08:09:03 PM 235 Views
I thought you were American - 04/12/2012 10:17:59 PM 622 Views
Sounds like mayb you need to try to jump into bed with someone. . - 04/12/2012 11:55:07 PM 567 Views
Probably *NM* - 05/12/2012 12:13:14 PM 240 Views
The noisy ones - 05/12/2012 11:20:34 PM 533 Views
OK, mildly entertaining story there - 06/12/2012 01:44:04 PM 572 Views

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