The long-term effects of vitamin deficiencies seem to have finally caught up with our friends in Pyongyang. They claim to have found a "unicorn lair" and are reporting on it as a serious story.

If North Korea has unicorns, this is a game changer. We cannot allow a unicorn gap to exist between North and South. We will need to accelerate our unicorn program immediately. This could be the "Sputnik moment" for our generation...